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Articles: Humour | Sardarji Encyclopaedia- 3
- Mr. Basavaiah Potla
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to
the outer space. The ground control issues commands
'Rubi!' 'Woof!' (its the barking sound)
'Press the red button.'
'Woof! Woof!'
'Moti!'
'Woof!' 'Press the white button.' 'Woof!
Woof!'
'Sardarji!'
'Woof.'
'Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't
touch anything!'
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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says 'Yes'.
'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.'
The man took the thousand and disappeared.
Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says 'I am not a fool.This time, you wait and i'll go get a ladder.'
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE....
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.
They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, 'Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin'on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. 'Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*'
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.'
' Oh dear! ' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But ..what happened to your other ear?'
'The scoundrel called back.'
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