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Articles: Humour | Little Johnny
- queenie p
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!'
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures of the ten most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'
Little Johnny then asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'
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Little Johnny's father said, 'let me see your report card.'
Johnny replied, 'I don't have it.'
'Why not?' His father asked.
'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
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Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, 'Can you name the Great Lakes?'
You know Johnny, always fast with an answer, pipes up with, 'I don't need to. They've already been named.'
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The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten.
'Johnny,' the teacher asked, 'where is the decimal point now?'
'On the eraser!' came back the quick reply.
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Complied by
Queenie.
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