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Articles: Humour | custmer support
- Mr. Vidyasagar Pydipalli
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Customer:: 'Do I need a computer to use your software?'
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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Tech Support:: 'Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
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Tech Support:: 'What type of computer do you have?'
Customer:: 'A white one.'
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Tech Support: 'Is your computer on a separate telephone line?'
Customer: 'No.' (clicks the button to log on to our service)
Tech Support:: 'Well then we can't-'
Customer:: 'It says 'no dial tone'.'
Tech Support: 'That's because you're on the line with me right now.You need to-'
Customer:: 'No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to try a few times, and it will let me
through.'
Tech Support:: 'No, ma'am. It's not even trying to Dial right now because you're on the phone with me.'
Customer: 'It must be busy. I'll try again later.'
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Tech Support: 'What's on your screen right now?'
Customer: 'A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store.'
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Tech Support:: 'What operating system are you running?'
Customer:' Pentium.'
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