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Articles: Humour | Sardar Strikes again
- Mr. Mohan
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Santa was caught for speeding and went
before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher
erases the
board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the
railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is
coming on the
platform?
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Q: A Man asked Santa, 'Akal badhi ya bhains? '
A: Santa bola, 'Pehle date of birth to batao.'
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once
entered a lion's
cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got
out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of
facts):
'Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?'
Banta: 'Why don't you use a mouth wash?'
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