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Articles: Humour | Sardar jokes
- Mrs. PADMALATHA
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Tum Chinese ho?
once a sardar was walking and a man followed him and said, 'tum chinese ho?' sardar said,'nahin!' and walked away. but the man still follows him and asks, 'tum chinese ho?' and sardar walks away. the man runs after him asking 'tum chinese ho?' and the sardar runs away. now they are up a building and the man still asks 'tum chinese ho?' and the sardar warns him and says, 'if u ask me 1 more time, i will jump off!' and the man asks 'tum chinese ho?' and sardar warns him again, fearing death. the man asks him again 'tum chinese ho?' and sardar warns him again. after the man asks him 20 times, sardar thought that it would be shameful to not jump off after warning him. so he jumps, and
the man jumps too. he asks 'tum chinese ho?' in the air, and they both fall. at the hospital, the doctor asked 'why did u jump off?' then sardar explains everything. and finally he decides to say yes to stop the man from asking so many questions. so the man at the hospital comes
into the sardar's room and asks 'tum chinese ho?' and sardar says, 'haan, mein chinese hoon.' and the man says, 'lagta nahin.'
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Girl Friend
Once a sardar called his girlfriend & said-come at 9:30pm at my house no one will be there.
when she went at 9:30pm no one was in the house.
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Fooling the mosquito
Once a sardar sleeps on the floor and keeps the blanket and the pillow on the bed in the position that some one is sleeping. His friend asks him why he do so.
He replies that to fool the mosquito around. The mosquito will think that he is inside the blanket but he is on the floor.
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Sardar with dogs
A sardar was walking along with his two great danes. On his way a person askied him about the names of the dogs.
Sardar replied 'This is Diljeet singh and this one is Amerjit singh'
The man was impressed buy the names of the dogs.
He asked sardar ji 'what is your name?' Sardar replied 'Tommy'
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SARDAR INTELLIGENT
ONCE,A TEACHER TELLS THE STUDENTS TO SAY 'QUTUB MINAR DELHI MEIN HAI'.THE TEACHER SEES THAT A SARDAR IS NOT SPEAKING. THE
TEACHER TELLS THE SARDAR TO SPEAK THE LINE ALONE.
THE SARDAR SPEAKS OUT- 'DELHI MEIN KUTAA BEMAR HAI.'
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