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Articles: Humour | About consultants
- Giridhar R
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'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep,' says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the boot of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man: 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?'
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says: 'Okay, why not?'.
'You're a consultant,' says the shepherd.
'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie. 'But how did you guess that?'
'No guessing required,' answers the shepherd. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you, you want to get paid for an answer I already knew to a question I never asked, and you know all about my business.'
'Now give me back my DOG.'
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