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Articles: Humour | custmer support
- Mr. Vidyasagar Pydipalli
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Customer: 'My computer's telling me I performed an illega l!abortion.'
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Customer: 'I have Microsoft Exploder.'
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Customer: 'How do I print my voicemail?'
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Customer: 'You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't
boot properly.'
Tech Support: 'What does it say?'
Customer: 'Something about an error and non-system disk.'
Tech Support: 'Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?'
Customer: 'No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside.'
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Tech Support: 'Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours.'
Customer: 'Is that Eastern time?'
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Tech Support:: 'What does the screen say now?'
Customer: 'It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'.'
Tech Support:: 'Well then... what's the problem?'
Customer: 'How do I know when it's ready?'
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Tech Support:: 'Type 'A:' at the prompt.'
Customer:: 'How do you spell that?'
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