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Articles: Humour | My Sardaar jokes..!
- Ms. srujana sirangi
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What does a sardar do after
taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.
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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10
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A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still digging for more..
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning
of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!'
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
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