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Articles: Humour | Sardar Strikes again
- Mr. Mohan
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Teacher to Sardar ' Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have
come again..
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Sardar complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing,
except the TV
in my house.
Police : Why did the thief not take the TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call
Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its
inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN was also in at that time.
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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What's the height of Intelligence?
Answer: A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya
lifetime scheme.
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