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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 19, May 2003 1:52:17 PM IST
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 8:01:12 AM IST
Our three respected Indians, Vajpayeeji, Chandrababu Naidu and, of course, Lalooji go to 'narak' after their death. They are very sad as they are missing their people on earth. So, they request the devils to allow them to make a call to their relatives at their respective homes. The devils, out of respect for their high positions, permit them to do so.
First, Vajpayeeji calls his relatives in Delhi. He talks for 15 minutes and then passes the phone to Naidu. The latter also calls his state and talks to his wife for 20 minutes and gives the chance to Laloo. Now, Lalooji calls Bihar and starts talking to Rabri Devi. He talks for many hours. Soonafter, the telephone bills arrive. Vajpayeeji pays Rs 150, Naidu Rs 200 and Laloo Rs 50.
All of them are surprised how Laloo had talked to his wife for over an hour. Lalooji's reply was simple. He had made a local call to Bihar. How? "Arre bhai BIHAR to pahele hi narak hai" !
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 12:23:10 PM IST
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:11:08 PM IST
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:06:16 PM IST
Sardar Garbachan singh went to Newyork to attend a course to improve his IQ. After completing the course on the way back to airport by a taxi he began to think about his intellectuality and decided to test the IQ. He asked the driver of the cab to ask one question. Driver said " My father has three children one a business man doing his business in Florida, one an artist doing his thesis in MIT and who is the third one? Sardar worked for an hour to find the solution but could not. Finally he accept defeat. The driver said "it is me the taxi driver". After getting India Sardar has give a glorious welcome by some groups of Sardars. In the function our Garbachen is told to ask a question. Garbachen said "my father has three children one, who working at Delhi as an engineer another one a postman working at Jalandher and who is the third one. After hours of thinking non of those Sardar could answered. Finally Garbachen said "he is the taxi driver at Newyork."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:03:57 PM IST
Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:02:34 PM IST
zzz
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 2:51:54 PM IST
abba ekkadidaa ee Durvaasan anukuntunnaa..
Ippudu telisindi!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Nov 2002 3:39:35 PM IST
now i understood why sardhars come to tp.com
because they dont know this is telugu people.com
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 22, Nov 2002 3:37:34 PM IST
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