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straw
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:30:17 PM IST
i need a hole to be useful but am useless without a hole
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:28:45 PM IST
nothing
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:25:13 PM IST
What is better than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it you will die?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:22:48 PM IST
you'll never know unless you figure it out!!!
ha ha ha!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:20:41 PM IST
there were 67 people in the theatre and the price of addmission was then after the first 16 people the price went to .50. then tree people left
leaving 64 people the price of leaving was 2.50 but if you have a cupon the price of addmission and leaving was 50% off. 18 people have cupons and 52 people bought drinks for 5.01. after the movie everyone left.
how much did the theatre make??
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:19:12 PM IST
One leg = A leg of lamb.
Two legs = A man.
Three legs = A three legged stool.
Four legs = A dog.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:18:09 PM IST
In comes one legs
Sits upon three legs
With one leg in his lap.
In comes four legs,
runs away with one leg.
Up jumps two legs
throws three legs at four legs.
Four legs brings back one leg.
The question is:
What is one leg, two legs, three legs, and four legs?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:13:45 PM IST
You go for A hike in the mountins and you got lost and A blizzard starts. You find An old cabin and go in.All you have is one match. There's A stove ,An old fashion lantern, and A candle. Which do you light first?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:10:42 PM IST
What he does is first he brings the sheep over to the right side of the pond and leaving the dog and the hay on the left side of the pond. He then goes back to the left side of the pond and picks up the dog and brings him over to the right side of the pond. E.J. then goes back to the left side of the pond with the sheep and drops it off. He takes the bundle of hay over to the ruight side and drops it off. Next, he goes back gets the sheep and brings it back over and all the animals and sheep are on the right side!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, Dec 2002 4:08:07 PM IST
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