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| Rahul chala bagundhi joke.
Posted by: Mr. Ravinder At: 18, Apr 2003 10:18:34 PM IST
New lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard
students. As it was the
first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the
students to introduce
themselves with -name, and hobby. She said " Let's
start with the boys
first. Boys start giving their intro.
First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bath
tub."
Teacher was confused to listen and said "interesting -
well, ok. In fact
we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all
there is
essentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes
next"
Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bath
tub"
Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd.. I like
the spirit of
supporting a friend . ok next"
This continues, and the last boy stands up: I m herry
and my hobby is to
see bubble in the bath tub "
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be
able to teach u
ungrown boyz for long. Any way, now the girls please"
First girl : I m july and my hobby is to see birds"
Teacher : "gooodd. At last I got something different.
Ok next"
Second :I m ruby and I like to collect perfumes"
Teacher : "now its like educated grown up girls. Good.
ok next - u sweet
girl- yes u"
The most beautiful girl in the class stands up: "Mam
my name is Bubble,
and my hobby is to take tub bath three times a day"
!!!
HOW IS Itttt....!!!
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 10, Apr 2003 4:12:46 PM IST
Good One Angel.
Posted by: Mr. Ravinder At: 1, Apr 2003 3:20:08 AM IST
Two friends John and Dave were two huge cricket fans. Their entire lives, John and Dave talked cricket . They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to
come back and tell the other if there was cricket in heaven.
One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the British victory earlier in the evening.
He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke to the sound of John's voice from beyond. "John is that you?" Dave asked. "Yes, it's me," John replied. "This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes there is cricket
in heaven." "Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?"
"You're the opener tomorrow morning ."
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 26, Mar 2003 10:26:48 AM IST
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude
and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me,can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't
know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon
hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and
41
degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the
woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been
much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman
below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are
in exactly
the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
fault."
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 22, Mar 2003 11:12:49 AM IST
Ippudu vesaru joke....navvanu....
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Mar 2003 11:24:02 AM IST
Emiti idi joke aa....
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Mar 2003 11:21:37 AM IST
Once santa singh purchased a packet of butter from a shop.
After looking at the packet for a long time he shouted at the shop keeper. "Where is my free gift?"
"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely.
"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 1, Mar 2003 10:45:07 AM IST
Shayari Computer kee..........
) Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
) I don't like your face.
) Par dil ke storage mein
) no more disk space...
) -----------------------------------
) Ghar se jab tum nikale
) pehen ke reshmi gown.
) Jaane kitne dilon ka
) ho gaya server down...
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) Jabse meri zindagi mein,
) aayi hai ik female.
) Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
) kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
) -----------------------------------
) Dil se ek ishq ki
) application create kar raha hoon.
) Pyaar se debug karna
) mein wait kar raha hoon...
) -----------------------------------
) Kal jab mile thhe
) to dil mein hua ek sound.
) Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
) your file not found!
) -----------------------------------
) Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
) woh repeat kar doonga...
) Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
) ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
) -----------------------------------
) Shayad mere pyar ko
) taste karna bhool gaye...
) Dil sey aisa cut kiya
) ke paste karna bhool gaye...
) -----------------------------
) Laakhon honge nigaah mein
) kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
) Mere pyaar ke icon pe
) kabhi to double-click karo...
) -----------------------------------
) Roz subha hum karte hain
) pyar se unhe good morning...
) Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
) jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
) -----------------------------------
) Nazar mein to kai hain
) aur shaayad lonely hain...
) Problem yehi hai ki voh
) ab read only hain...
) -----------------------------------
) Tumhaare intezaar mein
) neend aayee so gaya.
) Yeh dekho mera connection
) time out ho gaya...
) ---------------------------------
Posted by: Mr. G Ravinder At: 1, Mar 2003 4:46:37 AM IST
baaundi.
Posted by: Subtle style At: 1, Mar 2003 2:19:24 AM IST
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