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| jaragaboye war pictures anukunta..
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 4, Apr 2003 8:43:46 AM IST
nenu tondarapadi vappseukunna :(
haha
Posted by: Saleem At: 1, Apr 2003 4:01:27 PM IST
andhuke memevaram chuudaledhu..aa link ni.hahaha..
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 1, Apr 2003 4:00:37 PM IST
OOps haha
Posted by: Saleem At: 1, Apr 2003 3:18:55 PM IST
Dear Everyone,
Here are Some Wonderful “Funny” Definitions:
Hope you like them
Pratap
Atom Bomb ---- An invention to end all inventions.
Boss ---- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette ---- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Classic ---- A book which people praise, but do not read.
Committee ---- Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Compromise ---- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference ---- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room ---- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal ---- A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Dictionary ---- A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Diplomat ---- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Divorce ---- Future tense of marriage.
Doctor ---- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Etc. ---- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience ---- The name men give to their mistakes.
Father ---- A banker provided by nature.
Lecture ---- An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.
Miser ---- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office ---- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Opportunist ---- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist ---- A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway 'See I am not injured yet.'
Pessimist ---- A person who says that O is the last letter in RO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Philosopher ---- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Politician ---- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Smile ---- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears ---- The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Yawn ---- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Posted by: Mr. PRATAP KUMAR REDDY T At: 11, Mar 2003 9:12:01 AM IST
shaju, same site funstuff section lo unna 'spank esso' chooosara?
nenu try chesaanu.. score deni basis meeda vasthondo teliyatledu.. okkoo saari below 100.. okkosaari lighting tho above 200 vasthundi :(
Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 24, Feb 2003 4:01:22 PM IST
mayur, candles one was tooo good.
ammoo shaaju.. nijam cheppalante aa picture choosi bhayapaddaanandi :((
anyways.. evaro kaani.. chala baga chesaaru..
Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 24, Feb 2003 3:24:32 PM IST
thanks.. reddygaru..
Posted by: Shaju S At: 24, Feb 2003 3:11:04 PM IST
nice collection shaju garu
Posted by: Mr. PRATAP KUMAR REDDY T At: 24, Feb 2003 3:02:42 PM IST
check this out... funny..
http://www.stopesso.com/funstuff/nose.html
Posted by: Shaju S At: 24, Feb 2003 2:48:49 PM IST
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