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Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 13, Aug 2005 5:24:25 AM IST
prize yenti??
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 21, Jun 2003 12:37:37 PM IST
mari reading competion
31 vunnayi 2 seconds okati andaru chaduvutaru..mari a okati evaru fast ga chaduvutharo vallake prize...
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 21, Jun 2003 12:18:54 PM IST
one minute lo inni definitions ela chadavandi
sreeni garu
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 21, Jun 2003 12:04:18 PM IST
Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.
31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 19, Jun 2003 9:33:33 AM IST
ok ok u people carry on... koncham busy...
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 17, Apr 2003 2:22:20 PM IST
Evaru??Radhi_Sree pillalaaa???HAMMMO.........oka 1/2 dozen vunnaremo...:))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 17, Apr 2003 2:20:47 PM IST
kiran parents pillalni pattinchukovatam ledu ani anatam ledu.[actually pattinchukoni vaaru kuda vunnaru].
kids vishayam lo konchem jagratha gaa care teesukuni penchaali ani naa vuddesam
Posted by: Ms. radhi sree At: 17, Apr 2003 2:16:05 PM IST
but u r saying 90%... antha kaadu antunna...
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 17, Apr 2003 2:13:23 PM IST
okay friends bye for now meeru continue cheyyandee.....malli join avuthanu afternoon....
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Apr 2003 2:09:28 PM IST
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