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| Ok..in fact i have tons of them.and tryin to get rid of them
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, May 2003 11:25:24 AM IST
i dont have a singl 1..deliberately..hehehe
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, May 2003 11:08:59 AM IST
nijameppudu Nisturangaane untundi kadaa?!! :))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, May 2003 10:50:38 AM IST
yeah u r right..otherwise appadaala karra tooo..:))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, May 2003 10:42:59 AM IST
A Woman's Little Instruction Book
If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things, too.
A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -- "don't" and "stop" (but not used together).
Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a women.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them!
Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets!
Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, May 2003 10:33:48 AM IST
"AMMA"ku sambandinchindi..
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 2, May 2003 9:17:23 AM IST
In this world, there are two sets of women: women that you would love to be
with, and women that would love to be with you. THERE IS NO INTERSECTION OF
THESE TWO SETS.
Any woman that you become extremely attracted to will tell you that you are
the best friend that a woman could ever have.
Being told that you are nice is:
* the equivalent to her saying, "I wish that you were my brother."
* a curse.
* her way of saying that "I hope we can just be friends.
Only beautiful women who are engaged or engaged to be engaged or married
or your mother's best friend will think that you are a wonderful person
that any woman would die for.
When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when
she means "NO!"
Unless you make over a million dollars a year, you must completely ignore
and demean a woman to gain here affection. If you completely disregard her
existence, she'll die for you.
The degree of subtlety used by a woman is inversely proportional to how
attracted you are to her. If you are absolutely in love with everything
about her, her hints will amount to, "I really like your roommates new
shoes." If you have no attraction to her what-so-ever, she will ask you to
come spend a week with her in the Bahamas.
A woman will confide in you that she slept with your best friend and that
he treated her like dirt afterwards. She will go on-and-on for hours,
until she builds up enough nerve to ask him out again.
Every woman that you meet that you are instantly attracted to will be:
* Married,
* heavily dating the same guy for the 3rd year,
* a lesbian
* my brother's ex-girlfriend.
A "Taken" woman will tell you that you are a great-looking guy, but that
looks don't matter anyway and that she'd go out with you if she wasn't
already dating someone.
"Taken" women are the only women capable of understanding your wonderful
sense of humor, you amazing musical talent, your tremendous sensitivity,
and gracious generosity.
A Woman will talk to you about a certain guy that they think is a real
jerk, wondering what any Woman would see in him, and then ask you to set
them up.
Women will absolutely drive you crazy and seemingly make no sense.
Women will confuse you and make you distraught.
Women are the most wonderful things in the entire world. They are the most
precious element that the world could ever know. Everything from the way
they look to the way they talk to the way the move, walk, sigh, gesture,
dance, smile, laugh, cuddle, squeeze, tease, hug, caress, smell, taste --
is fantastic.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, May 2003 3:34:43 PM IST
:))))))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, May 2003 3:26:54 PM IST
in public.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, May 2003 3:26:42 PM IST
it depend on where?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, May 2003 3:10:24 PM IST
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