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Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 5, Feb 2006 9:29:30 PM IST
aitE heDen`sA vADochchugA

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 5, Feb 2006 11:06:33 AM IST
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Posted by: Mr. Vinod Kumar At: 11, Nov 2004 10:25:19 AM IST chaalaa baagunnaayanDi saametalu gummaDikaayala donga anTe bujaalu taDuvuko^vaTam

Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 4, Feb 2006 1:32:03 AM IST
Hi friends, After lot of research, I am submitting these Shankar Dada's english version of telugu samethalu........very few are repeating once, please excuse. In Ramayanam cowdung search - (Ramayanam Lo pidakala veta) Stomach cutting on leg falling -( Kadupu Kaali Kaalla meeda padatam) Backyard tree - medical treatment - no use -(Perati chettu vidyaniki paniki radu) work no barber cat head shavingggg (Pani leni mangali pilli tala gorigadu) your intelligence go to market ( ne telivi snatha kella ) laughing 4 types of bad - ( navvu nalugu vidala chetu ) House Burned Man Crying...other man want fire for cigar ( Illu kali okadu edusthunta, chuttaki nippu kavali ani adigadu ata inkodu) 6 months friendshippu , this man thattu , thattu man thissuu.. ( Aru nelala savasam lo veelu vaaru avutharu) NO WIFE , NO PREGNANCY , SON NAME SOMALINGAM ( aalu ledu choolu ledu koduku peru somalingam) MIDNIGHT DRUMBEAT --- (artharaatri madhela daruvu) Ramayan full listening, For Ram who is Seetha?? (ramayanma antha vin, ramudki seetha emavvudhi annadanta) blanket lo eating, searching for hairs (Gongali lo thintoo ventukalu ethakatam) Thought our man and let him inside, he jumped onto bed (manodu kadaa ani intloki raaniste manchamekkadanta). My grandpa ate ghee-food, smell my mouth (maa taatalu netulu taagaru, maa muutulu vaasana chuudandi). after hands burning leaves catching (Chaethulu kaalinaaka aakulu pattukunnatlu) Yam Itch, Knife problem (kandaku leni durada kati peetaku) House Marriage ki voori dogs hungama} devlis telling bibles(deyyalu vedalu cheppadam) saint saint rubbing ash falling(jogi jogi raasukunte boodida padinattu) In forehand in-between world (ara chetilo trisshanku svargam) your eyes yellow - total world yellow (pacha kamarlu vachinodiki lokam antha pachaga kanipistundi anta) digging hill and catching rat(konda tavvi eluka pattukovadam) coming coming kings horse become donkey (Raanu raanu Raaju gaari gurram gaadidainattu) Throne falling on leaf or leaf falling on throne, tearing only leaf (mullu aaku meda padda , aaku mullu meeda padda chirigedi aake...) One grain cooked then Rice is cooked (Annam udikindani cheppataaniki oka methuku chaalu) all shining no gold (merisedi antha bangaarm kaadu) Husband beat not that, SIL laughed thats why (mogudu kottadu ani kadu, todukodalu navvindi ani) pumpkin thief tell, shoulders tap (Gummadikaaya donga evaru ante ulliki padinattu) marriage is 100 years crop(pelli noorella panta) Mountain tongue apply medicine, present tongue gone. (Konda nalukaki mandu vestha vunna naluka poyindi) money lender doctor (appichuvaadu vaidyudu) telling tree's name selling fruits ( Chettu peru cheppi kayalu ammu kovatam) go seeing-burn comming back (Choosi rammante kaalchi vachchinattu) Small crow doesn't know big cat blow (Pilla kaaaki ki emi telusu undelu debba). Tulasi forest ganjaai seed (Tulasi vanam lo ganjaai mokka vale) rat skin washing washing forever but no white color becoming (elaka tolu techhi ententa vutikina nalupu nalupe gaani telupu raadaya) Dog tail holding try swim Godavari ( kukka toka pattu koni godariedi nattu) House Burning Asked chutta fire ------------------- English : It not his , ask grind until kasi!! Telugu : Thanaadhi kakapothe kaasi dhaka dekamantadu English : House thief siva no catching Telugu : Intidonga ni Eshvarudaina pattalaedu English : One slot two knives not fitting Telugu : oka oralo rendu kattulimaravu English : crow's son is crow's kiss !! Telugu : kakipilla kakiki muddu! English : Dog bitting , chappal beating Telugu : kukka katuki cheppudebba English :kids in lap, with beards not kids Telugu : Addalanadu biddalu kani, gaddalocchinaka kadu English :scientific doing, puppies born Telugu : sastra prakaram chesthe, kukkapillalu puttinatlu English :world famous brahmin, why thread Telugu : jagamerigina brahmanudiki jandhyamela English : buy fire, sell forest Telugu : konabote korivi, amma bothe adivi English : full pot, no spill Telugu : nindu kunda tonakadu English :full leaf stays, empty leaf flies Telugu : anni unna aku anigi manigi untundi, emI leni aku egiregiri paduthundi English : drawing teachers picture, became monkey kid Telugu : ayyavari bomma veyyabote, koti pilla ainatlu English :for a head kicking person, there is a palm tree kicking person Telugu : tala tanne vadunte, tadi tanne vadunnatlu English : no future, no past Telugu : na bhuto, na bhavishyati English : don't try to ruin, get ruined Telugu : cherapakura chedevu English : crow's nose, red fruit Telugu : kaki mukkuki dhonda pandu English : Rabbit catching , only 3 legs !! Telugu : thanu pattina kundeluki moode kallu English : Kicking fell in sweets basket Telugu : thanthe boorela gampalo paddattu English : Laughing black beans farm harvesting Telugu : navvina napa chene pandu thundhannatlu English : pains coming only to humans, not to trees !! Telugu : Kashtalu manushulaku kakapote, manulaku vastaya!! English : Rameswaram going, sani catching Telugu : Rameswaram poyina saneswaram vadalanattu.. English : mother-in-law also a daughter-in-law Telugu : atta okinti kodale English : doctor, narain, harry Telugu : Vaidyo Narayano Hari English : elephant lives, dies, same value Telugu : Enugu chachina batikina okate viluva English : king wants, beatings shortage? Telugu : raju talcukunte debbalaki kodava English : student exceeding teacher Telugu : guruvunu minchina Sishyudu English : extension no come, acres sold Telugu : extention card raka ekaralu ammukunnaranta (pekata sameta) English : eating eating, neem taste sweet Telugu : tinaga tinaga vemu tiyyagundu English : rain coming, life going who knows Telugu : vana rakada pranam pokada evariki telusu? English : same song sing, rotten teeth servant Telugu : padinde patara, puchi palla dasuda English : reddy coming, start again Telugu : reddocche modalade English : all beauty, moonlight forest Telugu : andamanta, adavi gachina vennela English : husband death crying, lover winking Telugu : mogudu chacchi edustunte, ranku mogudocchi kannu kottinatlu English : cow eating farm, calf eat outside? Telugu : avu chelo mestunte, dhuda gattuna mestunda? English : fence eat farm Telugu : kanche chenu mesthe? English : forearm bangle, why mirror Telugu : munjeti kankaniki addamela? English : bronze sound, gold no sound Telugu : kancu mrogunatlu, kanakambu mroguna? Regards, Vinod

Posted by: Mr. Vinod Kumar At: 11, Nov 2004 11:25:19 AM IST
raamaayaNamlo^ piDakala ve^Ta In Ramayana, Cowdung Hunt.

Posted by: Mr. Srinivas Turlapati At: 11, Nov 2004 8:08:28 AM IST
Husband fool said, beggar too will say fool "Mogudu ---- ante, mushtiki vacchina vaadu kooda -- annattu" Friends mari boothu saamethalu vaaduthunnana? yemi chesthaamu telugu lo saamethalu ala unnayi.

Posted by: Janakiram Lakkapragada At: 9, Nov 2004 10:39:15 PM IST
No husband for first,marriage for last modaTi daaniki moguDu lEDu kaDa daaniki kaLyaaNamannaTTu

Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 9, Nov 2004 9:50:15 PM IST
Good boy Good boy said, whole bed spoiled "Manchodu Manchodu antey manchamantha ------"

Posted by: Janakiram Lakkapragada At: 9, Nov 2004 9:32:47 PM IST
mother- in - law one house daughter - in - law only attA oka imTi kODalE

Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 9, Nov 2004 6:59:59 PM IST
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