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Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 18, Sep 2006 11:19:42 PM IST
The below is a forwarded mail: Just enjoy ::
Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on
which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
SCROLL DOWN.......
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then
please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of
the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again
On behalf of,
Manmohan Singh, PM, India.
Posted by: Ever Green At: 8, Sep 2006 10:21:07 PM IST
erra cheDDI bAvundi :)
Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 25, Aug 2006 10:34:21 PM IST
Manager asked to sardar at an interview can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who Jayanthi is.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sunder Lal Chaddi
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 25, Aug 2006 10:17:52 PM IST
Good Joke Sirivennelaji:)
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 19, Aug 2006 0:07:38 AM IST
This is the story of Santa Singh and Banta Singh, Both of them got bored of using mobiles........
Santa : Boss enough mobile use
Banta: Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.
Santa: How we can communicate without mobile yaar.
Banta : Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages.
We will tie our chits to their legs. So they kept pigeons and Santa singh first sent one pigeon to Banta singh.
The pigeon reached Banta's house but Banta was not able to find any messages tied.
Banta to Santa : What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.
Santa Are Yaar That was a missed call I sent to you.
Posted by: Mr. SiriVennela At: 18, Aug 2006 11:38:52 PM IST
What is the Most Damaging Food?
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in London. "The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of
us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring
to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 11, Aug 2006 3:28:43 PM IST
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her
marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart
little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I
have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please
let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it
out on her mother.
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 11, Aug 2006 3:21:58 PM IST
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married
Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
Now this is how business is done!!
Posted by: Mr. SiriVennela At: 10, Aug 2006 9:25:00 PM IST
marI alA vunDaru lEnDi ApA jI :)
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258
Posted by: Mr. SiriVennela At: 8, Aug 2006 9:28:23 PM IST
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