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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | HARIKATHALU - ITEM GAALLA/GATTHELA KU MAATRAME ENTRY! | |
| kaTnam teesukoka pothey .. abbayallo lopam vundi anukuntaara? pillani icche vaalu ??
a) kaavochu
b) kachitanga anumaanam vasthaadi
c) avunu
d) manchi pillodu anukuntaru
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 18, Nov 2005 9:30:14 PM IST
I would phone a friend ....
Crocy: Rowdyji! Kis ko phone karna chahenge aap?
Me: Mera Chat friend Batasari ko dial keejiye please
TRRRRRRRING TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING ...
(While the fone is ringing)
Crocy: Kya Karte hain yeha Bata saab?
Me: EDS mein kaam karte hain, Aur Veva se hamesha ladte hain
(Baba picks it up)
Crocy: Namaskhar Babaji. Kaise hain aap?
Baba: MUAH Mamoi, Telugu lo Yedu!
Crocy (stunned): Babaji main Cryogenic Crocodile bol raha hun, Kaun Banega Chat-Bakra se
Baba: Marade - Venakatiki evado annattu ( Refers to a popular crude proverb) nuvve edichedi telugulo edustava leda?
Crocy: Sare Mamoi muah - nee ex narakavasi friend ippudu modai question lone ife line avasaram lo paddaadu. 30 seconds lo correct answer chebite kaneesan first question ayina clear chestadu.
Baba: Evadu? Malakka? Sare question cheppu
Me:
(Sung to the tune of Baba from the Movie Baba)
BABA, NINNOKATADUGUTAA ..
NAA PRASANKI JAWABU VENTANE CHEPTAAAVAAA
BABA .. MANA VEVA
TANA PELLILO KATNAM ENTHA TESKUNNADO CHEBUTAAAVAAA
Baba (Lil impatiently): Vaarni, nee vedhapa parodies ikkada koodaana? nee Pata ke 15 seconds waste ayyindi. Lemme think andget back to you
... thinking ... thinking .. thinking ...
(stops the clock for 15 seconds with his mind-power)
Ve Va ante VE(diga) VA(diga) unde jpourno anukuntaaru kaani kaadu ..
Ve ante Veyyi
Va ante Vanda
so Ve Va ante veyyi * Vanda = Laksha
"Rowdy ... I got the answer ... Veva would have taken a dowry of 1 Lakh"
(Linez disconnected)
Crocy: Theek hai Rowdy ji, Kya karenge aap. Baba ji pe Bharosa Karenge? Unka answer Lock Kiyajaaye?
Me: Ade mari .. asalu Teesukunnada Leda ani adigithe .. Entha teesukunnado ani guess kooda nu!!!!!
"Crocy ji, I am dropping out!"
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 18, Nov 2005 8:28:25 PM IST
HOW WOULD A MALLIKA SHERAWAT'S FAN COMPLAIN TO ADMIN ABOUT ANOTHER ID?
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POORE RIGHTS TERE, YEH SITE BHI TERA,
LAKHON ID-YON MEIN.. BAS EK ID MERA ...
ID BLOCK KARE ,,, LAMBE HAATH TERE ..
TU HI MERA FRIEND .. TU HAI SAVIOUR ...
AB DUSHMAN KA ... ID BLOCK KARO SIR!
CHAHE KARUNGA MAIN ... SHIKWE HAZAAAAAAAAR ..
O .. OO .. OOOO .....
O .. OO .. OOOO .....
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 17, Nov 2005 5:23:41 PM IST
Your Choices:
1. All the chatters would be "MOLL-ested"
2. The site would have a link to TELGI-people.com
3. Chatters would be charged an Extortion Fee to have their ids intact on the DB
4. None of teh Above
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 15, Nov 2005 7:35:24 PM IST
Topic of the day
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What would happen if Monica Bedi becomes TP.com's admin?
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 15, Nov 2005 1:53:33 PM IST
namaskaaramanDi amrapaaLigaaru:)
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 14, Nov 2005 10:56:31 PM IST
Me good Bhaskar ji thx howz u
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 14, Nov 2005 10:56:27 PM IST
Hello MRji How R U?
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 14, Nov 2005 10:50:21 PM IST
NIll vs Kay 2004 lone samaapth hogaya!
Hmm so Ayite aa Poetry thread DB kanna kampu annamaata ... okasaari choosothaa!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 14, Nov 2005 10:38:04 PM IST
E) Nill Vs Kay
;)
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 14, Nov 2005 9:07:52 PM IST
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