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Thatha garu: Alright! Atleast can u tell me a two letter word? Amulya: No

Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 10, Dec 2007 5:06:36 PM IST

taatagaaru: amUlyaa! mUDu axaraala maaTa okaTi cheppammaa! amUlya: cheppanu

Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 10, Dec 2007 5:04:24 PM IST

'I never take risk ....' is hilarious! :-)) Posted by: Mrs. sandhya surya At: 5, Oct 2007 5:30:39 PM IST Very funny :-)) LOL Musugu! Good one :-)

Posted by: చంటోడు At: 6, Oct 2007 3:14:00 AM IST

:)

Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 6, Oct 2007 2:30:23 AM IST

A funny SMS: "I LOVE YOU- send this SMS to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest police station. Food, Body massage and Accommodation guaranteed".

Posted by: musugu donga At: 6, Oct 2007 2:28:36 AM IST

Some Laws that NEWTON forgot to mention Law of queue : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW of the RESULT : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. THEATRE RULE : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Posted by: Mr. Venkat Srirangam At: 5, Oct 2007 6:02:53 PM IST

English: twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what u are Telangana Telugu: merishe merishe shinna sukka pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi English: Johnny Johnny Yes papa Eating Sugar No papa Telangana Telugu: Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina English: Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown jill came tumbling down. Telangana Telugu: jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu

Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya Surya At: 5, Oct 2007 5:30:39 PM IST

Peg After Peg... Peg After Peg......!! I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk ...... I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile I peep into the kitchen Wife is cutting potatoes No one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I: Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle I take out the glass from the old rack above sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I: But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh... I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard But the cupboard's place has automatically changed I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keepit in the black cupboard Wife is keeping the sink on the stove But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...! Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly... I take out the bottle from the potatoes Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg Wash the sink and keep it over the rack Wife is giving a smile Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I: (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!! Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face... I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack Stove is also on the rack There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink But none of the horses are aware of what I did Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk chopra is still cooking And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing Becoz I never take what???

Posted by: Mr. Venkat Srirangam At: 5, Oct 2007 5:06:45 PM IST

Lessons in Logic I was born intelligent - Education ruined me. ............ ......... ......... ......... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice? ............ ......... ......... ......... If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for? ............ ......... ......... ......... Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. ............ ......... ......... ......... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ............ ......... ......... ......... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ............ ......... ......... ......... If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, It's your stupidity. ............ ......... ......... ......... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman. ............ ......... ......... ......... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life. ............ ......... ......... ......... The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise. ............ ......... ......... ......... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ............ ......... ......... ......... Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today. ............ ......... ......... ......... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ............ ......... ......... ......... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ............ ......... ......... ......... Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ............ ......... ......... ......... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn. ............ ......... ......... ......... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

Posted by: Mrs. అనామిక At: 5, Oct 2007 4:55:24 PM IST

LOL Vijay! :-))

Posted by: చంటోడు At: 5, Oct 2007 1:11:51 AM IST

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