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General Forum: Society | | FOR BAD, STUPID AND DIRTY BOYZ ONLY. UNINVITED GUESTS (READ GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN) NO COMPLAINTS PLS. | |
| Baat U.P. ki hai ..!!!!!
A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family for about 4 years while his wife was in Jaunpur (UP). At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a
son...
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years... The man said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife (good samaritans) when men are away. The colleagues asked Whatname will you give to the son?"
The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care,then the name would be DWIVEDI;
If it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI,
If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI;
If its the fifth neighbour then it would be PANDEY...
After listening to this, questions followed. What if it is a mixture of neighbours? "Then the boy would be named MISHRA"...
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour? "Then it would be SHARMA"...
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour? "Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"...
If she does not remember the name then? "It is YAAD-AV...
But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape? "Then it will be named DOSHI" ...
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire for sex, then he will be named JOSHI...
And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival ....
DESHPANDEY!!
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 2, Oct 2003 5:48:18 AM IST
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-byes as he went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who
was on his way down.
They stopped to chat. "Sorry about the mix up" says the Pope.
"No problem," replies Clinton.
Pope says "Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven."
Clinton asks, "Why's that?"
"Well, I've always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
President Clinton replies, "You're a day late".
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 2, Oct 2003 5:30:16 AM IST
how come i made it vulgar shresta?
Posted by: Mr. Subhash S At: 1, Oct 2003 9:26:20 PM IST
Hey this is really good to see Dirty things
written in a good way!!!
Posted by: Mr. Hari.K At: 1, Oct 2003 7:28:24 PM IST
And U find this Thread to Post Urs !!!!
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 1, Oct 2003 4:41:41 PM IST
What's the biggest tragedy in movie sholay ?
----- Well, first of all the thakur's wife dies & then 2 make matter worse gabbar cut off thakur's hand !!!!
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 1, Oct 2003 2:36:12 AM IST
HOW MANY ANIMALS DO YOU GET IF ONE MAN & TWO WOMEN GO TO BED?
ANSWER : 12 ANIMALS - I.E 6 CALVES , 2 PUSSIES, 3 ASSES & 1 COCK
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WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MOOV(Ointment) & A PENIS ?
BOTH - GEHERAI TAK JAYE , GARMAHAT LAYE ... AARAM DILAYE
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AZHAR ASKED SANGEETA ON THEIR FIRST NIGHT "DARLING HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SHOT
BETWEEN THE TWO FINE LEGS?"
SHE SAID - "IT WAS A GOOD SHOT BUT YOU ARE NOT THE OPENING BATSMAN."
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VIRGINITY IS NOT DIGNITY. IT IS LACK OF OPPORTUNITY.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 1, Oct 2003 2:17:58 AM IST
aunty shresta , entii pressing clothes antee antha chiraakaaa?
poonee veere emanna press cheyyachu gaaa
Posted by: Mr. Subhash S At: 1, Oct 2003 2:12:10 AM IST
priya the married Ms
enti no firstnight yet????????? lol
Posted by: Mr. Subhash S At: 1, Oct 2003 2:10:27 AM IST
A lieutenant is bragging to his mates that he has his dick on voice command. "For a quick hundred I'll show you: All I have to do is say 'Atten-tion!' and voom...biggest hard-on you ever saw." So the other men put their money on the table and he drops his pants. Sure enough, he says the words "Atten-tion!" and voom...the biggest hard-on they've ever seen.
"That's incredible!" they yell. "Go show the sergeant!"
So the lieutenant goes off and shows the sergeant his new party trick. The sergeant then asks him, "Can you go 'at ease' just as quickly, Lieutenant?"
"No," the lieutenant says, "but I can do this." And with that he starts jerking off.
"What do you think you're doing?" the outraged sergeant yells.
"Sir, dishonorable discharge, sir!"
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 30, Sep 2003 9:30:46 PM IST
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