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| Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl, no superior alternative has yet been found.
~Winston Churchill
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 27, Jul 2004 2:04:11 AM IST
"" You will all have clothes like this some day... Some day you will be able to sit next to any rich woman on a basis of complete equality. ""
— Eva Peron, in Evita
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 26, Jul 2004 9:13:35 PM IST
There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.
~ Thomas Beecham
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 26, Jul 2004 7:19:18 PM IST
"" Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within ""
— James Baldwin
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 25, Jul 2004 3:15:07 PM IST
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract, teach him deduct.
~Fan Lebowitz
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 24, Jul 2004 9:12:54 AM IST
To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease.
~ Nancy Mitford
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 23, Jul 2004 8:30:36 PM IST
The trouble with women in an orchestra is that if they're attractive it will upset my players and if they're not it will upset me.
~ Thomas Beecham
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 23, Jul 2004 6:32:35 PM IST
"" The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax ""
— Albert Einstein
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 23, Jul 2004 4:00:09 PM IST
Some people ask for the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to the restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes tuesdays and I go fridays.
~Henny Youngman
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 22, Jul 2004 10:56:54 PM IST
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
~Clarence Darrow
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 22, Jul 2004 10:42:01 PM IST
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