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| doublemint...chaahiye kya?;)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 19, Feb 2005 1:10:50 AM IST
Tum gaadi gaadi karti ho, buss la doonga
Tum beta beta karti ho, padosi ka la doonga
Tum chaand chaand karti ho, chaand se aage pahuncha doonga
Jaada Bakwaas ki to ULTA LATKA DOONGA
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Feb 2005 0:57:13 AM IST
:) Priya
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 19, Feb 2005 0:56:21 AM IST
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya,
Hum umar bhar gum ke sahare jilenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girl friend nahi,
Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare jilenge
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Feb 2005 0:51:33 AM IST
Yeh Tere Husn ki Khanzar jaisi Ada,
Mere is Patthar Dil Mein Utar Gayee!!!
Tu Mujhe Kyon Daraati hai Pitaai se, ab,
Kya teri aankh kisi Doosre se lad gayee!!
Kal dekha Tha Khwaab mein Tujhe ek aafat ki tarah,
Chalo achchha hua yeh balaa bhi doosare ke sir gayee!!
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Feb 2005 0:49:54 AM IST
Kabhi kehtey they dost hamarey
Ki jaan bhi maango to haazir hai
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehtey hai
Aur maango toh inkaar kartey hai
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Feb 2005 0:49:07 AM IST
Aansun tera gire to ankhen mere ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
bhagwan kare humari dosti itni gahre ho ki
naukari tum karo aur salary meri ho!
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Feb 2005 0:43:15 AM IST
ha VJ...good ones...this may be a repeat but cud nt help but post it
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HUm nE tUmHArI YAAd mE rO-rO kE tUb BHAr dIYE,
tUm ItnE bEwAFA nIkAlE UUs mE nAHAAYE AUr cHAl dIYE
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 19, Feb 2005 0:40:55 AM IST
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Feb 2005 0:36:08 AM IST
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 18, Feb 2005 11:36:34 PM IST
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