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| How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
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One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de! $perately. I think you $hould be
under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given
$o much$upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
[Marian$hih
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The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
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DearMarian,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt
doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw w! hat I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 28, Nov 2006 4:26:22 AM IST
/When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call/
really funny ...
/U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours/
so true ...
Posted by: చంటోడు At: 28, Nov 2006 4:04:16 AM IST
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January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
Your posts for TP never changed.......
U R posts are Always....
A BURDEN to TP Database !!!!
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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me
I'll take u an eye specialist !!
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During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 28, Nov 2006 3:56:59 AM IST
Some IT usage and Issues with IT guyz
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Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
U drink more tea or coffee than water.
When a half-day at work means leaving at 7:30 in the evening (and U actually feel guilty about it).
U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
After U switch on your TV, U spend some time looking for a mouse.
U send Microsoft Office mails with voting buttons to fix the time for a meeting with friends.
When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line.
U havent played Solitaire with real cards in years.
U tell everyone your favourite book is "Who Moved my Cheese?" when in reality U couldnt even finish that.
Ur real favourite book is the Oracle manual for PL/SQL.
Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
U secretly visit sites like jeevansathi.com and shaadi.com and hope no one is watching, especially that girl in HR.
U dont go abroad anymore, but go 'on site'. And when U go 'on site' your mama, chacha and l'il cousin Chintu come to see u off.
U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
U substitute bad words like MC, BC with ML & PL (Module Leader & Project Leader).
U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
Ur criteria for visiting a restaurant is whether it accepts 'Ticket restaurant' coupons or 'Sodhexo' passes.
U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 28, Nov 2006 2:35:18 AM IST
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 28, Nov 2006 2:29:22 AM IST
Some IT usage and Issues with IT guyz
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U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value
addition" in everyday parlance.
For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 28, Nov 2006 1:49:33 AM IST
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 28, Nov 2006 1:45:33 AM IST
Nakaite migata mugguru kuda kanipinchatamledu - kanipinchuta ledu daram ekkadundi? :P
Posted by: చంటోడు At: 28, Nov 2006 1:43:44 AM IST
A kanipimchani nAlugO DB/moderator yee ee police... :-P
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 28, Nov 2006 1:36:16 AM IST
Hey Police, are you one of them moderators or something? :P
Posted by: చంటోడు At: 28, Nov 2006 1:27:42 AM IST
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