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| HOTEL CALIFORNIA (PUNJABI VERSION!!)
On the dark GT highway
Pagdi patka in my hair
Warm smell of some dhabas
Rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a ttharra joint
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I must have drunk over a pint
There he stood in the drive way
I heard his truck helper yell
And I was thinking to myself
This had to be Devinder Singh Behl
Then he belched, and scratched his head
And he was on the highway
And the other drivers leaning from their truck Car doors
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)
Vaddi changi place
Massage, manicure, pedicure at Karnal-a-fonia
Any kind of ear (any kind of ear)
You can clean it here
His car's grill was definitely twisted
He's got a Maruti-Benz
He's got a lot of petty petty MLAs
Whom ! he calls friends
Dancing bhangra in the courtyard
See surdie sweat
Some dancer is this Devinder
Armpits stinking wet
So I told the bell captain
I's made a reservation online
And he said, oye khoteyya our internet hasnt worked at all
Since Y2K - 1999
And still those drivers were calling from the drive way
Woke me in the middle of the night
I know I heard them say
Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Itthey karlo rest (itthey karlo rest)
Itthey karlo rest
Aish karo at the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Kudi umr bais (kudi umr bais)
Will serve you nice
Daler on the ceiling
And on the walls in every guise
And waitresses dressed like actresses
From flicks of Subhash Ghai's
And in the downstairs canteen
I sat down for my meal
Butter chicken, and sarson da saag
Had a shock when they showed me the bill
Looking for help I saw Devinder
Dancing wildly on the floor
I had to find my hostess back
Oh where is! this Gurpreet Kaur?
Relax said Milkha Singh
Play golf with my son Jeev
Tu ban gaya Punjab da puttar
Now you cant ever leave
So here I am,
Wasting life at the Hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)
Vaddi changi place
Converted to member of Hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Whoever arrives (whoever arrives)
Stays till he dies !!!
this world is full of chaos...Confusion..we r living in the world of Chaos...and confusion where no one can see an ORDER
Posted by: Murali za az At: 17, Mar 2005 11:53:51 PM IST
namasKhaaram pani paaTa leni sodarulaki
choodu goole devudu ivvala St. Patricks avatharam yethadu kada velli adugu
Posted by: Murali za az At: 17, Mar 2005 9:50:52 PM IST
SrI emTi alaa disaiD ayipoyaaru ?
naaku asalu pani umDadu ani telusu kadaa meeku
imtakee ee St. Patricks Day amTE emTi SrI ?
Posted by: Ever Green At: 17, Mar 2005 9:09:19 PM IST
jai hind
Posted by: Murali za az At: 17, Mar 2005 4:04:50 AM IST
enta maaTa enta maaTa #TEl
Lunch taruvaatHa Tea time
kada inTiki veLLi tea peTukoni taagi ravaalanTe koncham time padutundi kada
vijay my father was in Center water comission (central govt) and i studied till 12th in delhi in AP school,its near ITO mari meeru
Posted by: Murali za az At: 17, Mar 2005 3:04:14 AM IST
kabhi kabhi kaam bhi karna padtha hai..kya karein paapi pet ka sawaal hai..:p
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 17, Mar 2005 2:45:20 AM IST
halO SrI , muraLI !!
EmTi baabulu aafeesulO panaa ? adee manakaa
ee treD kE avamaanam amDi baabu :)
ramDi ramDi twaragaa vachchi EdO okaTi pOshTamDi ikkaDa
Posted by: Ever Green At: 17, Mar 2005 2:28:34 AM IST
Hey vijay , welcome !!
inko hindi kampu aah ... just kidding boss :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 17, Mar 2005 1:08:14 AM IST
Good afternoon guyzz..
oh murali..so u too stayed in north india most of ur life!! was ur father in air force or army??
In my case also I spent most of my life in north india (born in delhi,then went to Jodhpur,gorakhpur,gwalior,etc..)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 17, Mar 2005 1:05:59 AM IST
Murali, looks like this is a good one, sorry naaku oka mukka ardham kaalEdhu
coz i am poor at Hindi :(
Posted by: Ever Green At: 17, Mar 2005 1:02:54 AM IST
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