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aay ! eTTaagunnaranDE pichhuka gOrO! EdO naa richhaaki naalgu bEraalu tagalgaanE batukantaa bijjee ai pOyindanDE ! ammay gOru maatram inkaa inTikellanani aa seTTukindE kunupaaTlu paDutunnaaranDE ! aay ! maradanDi sangati. mari meeruu.. mee inTi pichhukaa kulaasaayEnanDi ?

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, Mar 2007 2:04:55 PM IST

ohO hO.. O.. O.. O O.. aa ..aa. aa.. ! ohO hO.. O.. O.. O O.. aa ..aa. aa..! chaangurE .. !chaangu chaangurE .....! chaangurE bangaaru raajaa.. !! chaangu chaangurE bangaaru raajaa.. !!! majjaarE magaREDaa mattainaa vagakaaDaa ayyaarE ..... ! ayyaarE neekE manasiyyaalani unnadiraa chaangurE ..! chaangurE bangaaru raajaa chaangu chaangurE bangaaru raajaa muchhaTainaa molaka meesamundi bhalaa..achchamainaa singa tanuvunnadi bigi bigi mEnunnadi sogasaloluku mOmunnadi mETi doravu .ammaku challO .!neesaaTi evaru unDuTa kallaa ..! aa..aa.. chaangurE .. chaangu chaangurE bangaaru raajaa kaipunna machchakanTi choopu adi choopu kaadu pachchala piDibaaku pachchala piDibaaku vichchina poorEku guchchu kunTe telustundirO .. manasichchukunTE telustundi raa ... chaangurE .. chaangu chaangurE bangaaru raajaa gubulukoni kODi vayasu eTTaa daani gubaalimpu inkaa hailessaa paDuchutanapu giligintaa gaDusu gaDusu pulakintaa unDaneevu Emi sEtturO ..kaidanDa lEka niluvalEnu raa chaangurE .. chaangu chaangurE bangaaru raajaa ohO hO.. O.. O.. O O.. aa ..aa. aa.. ! ohO hO.. O.. O.. O O.. aa ..aa. aa..!

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, Mar 2007 1:24:57 PM IST

The power of positive strength in you SWAMI VIJNANANANDA SARASWATI The other day I read an article - where Bush fails to come up to the standards of Mrs. Sonia Gandhi, for it seems this author felt that despite being the leader of the biggest power in the world, he failed where he succeeded, and that probably alone is our USP. It is said that Bush Junior tried to avenge his Senior's defeat at the hands of a small fry - somewhere - in Iraq. For that, he went to any extent - and it had the perfect mix of a Hollywood film - Lies, war and all the masala . Till in the end, the head of a state - hanged as an ordinary prisoner- but - as many people think - may be without a perfect trial. On the very onset, I must clarify that I am not taking sides. Each will have his own set of error and blunders and the cycle of nature shows - each is meeting his own dooms day. I am no one to predict anything about anybody nor is it ever possible to get into the dicey business of predictions. However, one important lesson that I have been taught by my masters, is that always appreciate that which is positive. It not only helps us learn, but also helps us understand our own weaknesses in a better light. This is where I stand that India still stands head and shoulders above others. Not that I am interested in taking sides or supporting political ideologies, yet the truth is - when it comes to discussions with the Sri Lankan Political Institutions, regarding the Tamil Ethnic Issue, it is said, that despite the fact that Mrs. Gandhi lost her soul mate - Rajiv Gandhi, yet she manages to keep her sanity. It was even appreciated that away from all political lime-light, she had the inner strength to seek mercy from death sentence, for one of the lady convicts in the Rajiv Gandhi assassination case, when she came to know that the lady had a small child. I repeat, I have nothing to do with politics, but this positive strength seen in an individual, I don't think I have, and the day I manage to get this, I'll consider myself blessed. It takes a lot of strength to keep this balance, and this is the essence of Ahimsa, that alone can bring sanity to this world. Sadly enough, it is this that is expected of a leader and we don't see any global powers showing this. It is important to clarify, lest people think I am writing all this at the behest of some people, if you believe me, please do try to understand that there may be very many things I disagree with the same person, yet this is something that is positive and I felt stands out as a stark reality, in today's world. Not that anyone came and shared these secrets of hers in my ears, but I read this somewhere, and felt inspired to sit and think where we are heading for. Just as in the national economy, we see a stark gap between the rich and the poor, ever widening, there is an apparent gap that is widening in the global scenario as well. The biggest problem is probably that we all have started becoming convinced that if the end is right, then everything is justified - everything's justified in love 'n war - Old English saying. How sad. This probably has led to all the violence that we see around us and nobody is ready to listen to anybody. A heady mix of money and violence - that's what we see everywhere. Can we just pause for a moment - and look around and see - what are we heading for? If we do, then we'd realise hat there is no other way than what Centuries ago, the great sage - Patanjali - talked of in his concept of ashtanga Yoga - when, describing the very first stage - Yama - he said - Ahimsa, Satya, Brahmacharya, Asteya and Aparigraha. Then he went on to say that thse are the great Vows, beyond space and time. They remain the greatest vows today, practicing which, I'll be able to perceive the other as a fellow Human, if not a manifestation of the Lord and sure enough, my perception towards life, world and myself will undergo a transformation. But instead of preaching the world, the need is to begin here and now with myself. But the biggest question is - Am I ready for it? (The author conducts self-transformational & performance enhancement programmes for people from all walks of life. He can be contacted at vijnanswami@gmail.com)

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 3, Jan 2007 12:24:21 PM IST

Srii manmanOhara suraagiNi divyamoortE gandharva kinnera suraarchita geeta keertE saamaadi mantra parivEshTita SubhraveettE Srii raaga sEvya charaNE tawa suprabhaatam mangaLam raaga ragiNyai mangaLam SrutisamvitE mangaLam naadha roopiNyai geervaaNyai nitya mangaLam =================================== andarakuu nuutana samvatsara subhaakaankshalu! ===================================

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Jan 2007 1:41:21 PM IST

okka kshaNam okka kshaNam gari_mala nee muripepu muddula molakochhEdika okka kshaNam okka kshaNam amma kaDupu challagaa ayya kalalu panDagaa immanarE immanarE dEvatala ee talliki varamu ee laaliki swaramu ihamuu paramuu amma kaDupu challagaa ayya kalalu panDagaa immanarE immanarE dEvatala ee talliki varamu ee laaliki swaramu ihamuu paramuu kousalyaku tappani amma vEdana mana raama keertana raamam daSaradha raamamam dhanuja viraamam dharaNija sOmam raamam daSaradha raamamam dhanuja viraamam dharaNija sOmam dEvakikE tappani cherasaala vEdana navarasaala nartana nanda nandanam bhakta chandanam gOpikaa gOvandanam nanda nandanam bhakta chandanam gOpikaa gOvandanam ga ga pa ri ri ga saa ga saa sa ri ga ri ga da paa ga ri ga pa da paa da paa sa daa ni sa ri saa ri .. ga rii ga ga ri ri sa sa ri ri sa sa ga ga sa ga pa da ri sa ri ga toorupu talliki tappadu udaya vEdana mEghaalaku tappadu merupu vEdana kallOlapu kaDali meeda taanu tElaga vaTapatra saayiga tommida maasaala yOgi kevvu kevvuna toli kEka peTTagaa sOkamlO puTTenanTa raamaayaNamu sOkamlO puTTenanTa raamaayaNamu SlOkamga perugunanTa janmala ruNamu aa ruNaanubandhamE ee SiSu jananam nanda nandanam bhakta chandanam gOpikaa gOvandanam nanda nandanam bhakta chandanam gOpikaa gOvandanam nanda nandanam bhakta chandanam gOpikaa gOvandanam nanda nandanam bhakta chandanam gOpikaa gOvandanam jO achyutananda jO jO mukundaa laali paramaananda raama gOvinda jO jO

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Jan 2007 1:32:49 PM IST

kastuuri tilakam lalaaTa phalakE vakshasthalE koustubham naasaagrE nava mouktikam karatalE vENum anupallavi vENugaana sammohanam vEli meeda gOvardhanam rEpalle maanandanam vEnOLLa nee keertanam aashaaDa mEghalochhi aanandaala jallE kurise aalaarE paala chekki netinetti ammabOte kiTTayya yElu peTTi engili chEtaDu eTTaagammO inkeTTaagammO maaTu choosi maDugulOna muNagabOte kiTTayya seeralu gunji chakkaa pOtaDu eTTaagammO inkeTTaagammO yErE kOka neerE raika anTaaDammO aTTaagani anTaamuTTanaTTu undaamanTE muripaalu pongistE paalendukanTaaDu OlammO paalendukanTaaDu OlammO OlammO buTuku buTuku bugga gillipOyinaTTu siTuku siTuku sinuku muddulichinaTTu buTuku buTuku bugga gillipOyinaTTu siTuku siTuku sinuku muddulichinaTTu vayasu paTTi laaginaTTu manasu gichhi pOyinaTTu aalaare aalaare aanandabaala andaala kiTTayyaku tandaana hEla aalaare aalaare aanandabaala andaala kiTTayyaku tandaana hEla kRishNaa mukumdaa muraarE nanda yaSOdaa nandanunaku nava madana dEvunaku gobbiLLO chandana charchita neela dEha gaganaalasogasuku gobbiLLO usuru gaalulanu veduru paaTuluga usuru gaalulanu veduru paaTuluga paluku vENuvuku gobbiLLO yETi meeda yennellO yennelanTi kannellO kanneganTi sannallO sannajaaji ginnellO vEdamantaa vennalaagaa karigEvELallO vEdamantaa vennalaagaa karigEvELallO yEgeeta maakistaavO yevvari geeta maarustaavO aaraarE

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Jan 2007 1:28:50 PM IST

samaanamevvaru neekila umaa ramaNaa paahi paahi oyee Srii charaNaa ramaa vinOdhi vallabhaa namaami swara sumaabharaNaa naada sadanaa Sruti dhanaa ramaa vinOdhi vallabhaa umaa ramaNaa Srii charaNaa ramaa vinOdhi vallabhaa umaa ramaNaa Srii charaNaa namaami naada sadanaa namaami naada sadanaa Sruti dhanaa swara sumaabharaNaa paahi paahi praaNa gaana maalaapanachEsi swara sOpaanamuladhirOhinchi praaNa gaana maalaapanachEsi swara sOpaanamuladhirOhinchi praNava Sikharipai ninu dariSinchi chidambaraa naa hRudambhujanmula nee padaambujammula dhyaaninchi Subhankaraa nava rasaambudhaarala prabhaataabhishEkamulu sEturaa paahi paahi paahi paahi ramaa vinOdhi vallabhaa saa sari ma ri ma pa ma pa ni ri dhiim dhiim ni sa ri ni sa ri takiTa sa sa ri sa ma ri sa sa ri sa pa ma dhiim dhiim ma ri pa ma ni pa taka takiTa saa sa sa rii ri ri dhiimta taka taka dhim saa sa sa rii ri ri dhiimta sa ri sa takiTa sa ri sa ri sa tadhimi sa ri sa ri sa sa ni ri saa ni paa ni saa tataam sa ga taam sa ri ma ri saa paa ma paa sa ni saa tadigiNatOm tadigiNatOm saa ri saa sa ri sa sa ri ma pa ri ma pa ni sa ma pa ni sa ri saa gamaka gamanamula swaraJharulE jagaNa aDavilO suradhunigaa murisimukkanula kadalikalE muchchaagaana sangatula gatulugaa raagamulE naagabharaNamulai lOkamulE vaKharshakRutulai kaalamulE neelaakaraNamulai samamule madhugaandharvamulai gangaadharaa Sankaraa sangeeta saakaaraa umaa ramaNa Srii charaNa paahi paahi

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Jan 2007 1:23:02 PM IST

kuDikannu adirenE kooDina taruNaana kuDikannu adirenE kooDina taruNaana konDala raayanikika kOTi raaturulu kuDikannu adirenE kooDina taruNaana kuDikannu adirenE kooDina taruNaana konDala raayanikika kOTi raaturulu mElu mElaayane mangamaayammaku alakala teepulu aarchinanduku mElu mElaayane mangamaayammaku alakala teepulu aarchinanduku chaalu chaalaaye chelibuggalaku chaalu chaalaaye chelibuggalaku cheluvampu gaaTulu chekkinanduku teluparE bhaanuniki telavaaralEdani teluparE bhaanuniki telavaaralEdani pulisina mEna polati pavaLinchinanduku piluvarE mellagaa pilla temmeralaa piluvarE mellagaa pilla temmerala naligina gubbala nelaTa alasi solasinanduku saa saa ga ri nii da ma da ni ni nii da ni saa gaa gaa ma ni da ma da ni sa da ma ga ri ga ma ni da saa ni da ma ga ri sa da ni sa da ni sa sa ni sa sa ni sa teeyakE aa gaDiya teepi ghaDiyalu vElu irunaadhu kougilini kaaguvaraku daayakE aa mEnu daayakE aa mEnu sarasaala samayaalu sariganchu savarinchi saaguvaraku

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Jan 2007 1:15:07 PM IST

anujuDai lakshmaNuDu annaayanuchu biluva tapamEmi jEseno ee raamayya anujuDai lakshmaNuDu annaayanuchu biluva tapamEmi jEsenO raamayya tapamEmi jEsenO teliyaa tanuvulO tanuvaina tana satiki dooramai lakshmaNuDu tanuvulO tanuvaina tana satiki dooramai chitrakooTapu aa bratuku seetakai vilapimpaa chitrakooTapu aa bratuku seetakai vilapimpaa chentanE taanunDi chinta teerchina vaani lakshamaNuni tammuDaa yani biluva tapamEmi jEsenO aa saa saa sa ni da pa ma ga ma pa ma pa da pa da ni sa saa ri ga pa ma ga pa ma da pa ni da pa rii ni ri ga da ni ri ri ga ma ga ma da ma da ni ri ga ni sa ri sa ni sa ni da ni da pa ma ga ri sa ga ri gaa gaa ga ri ga pa ma ga ri ni ri ga ri saa saa saa ni ga ri ni ri sa ni da pa ma paa paa pa pa da pa ma ga ri ni ri ga ri gaa gaa ri ga ni da pa ma ga pa sa ni sa ni da pa ma ga ri saa saa saa sa saa saa sa rii rii rii ri rii rii ri ga ri sa ni sa ri sa ni sa ri saa ni sa ni da pa ma pa ma ga ri sa ni ga ri sa ma ga ri pa da ni saa sa sa saa sa sa sa ri ga ri ni ri ga ri ni da pa paa pa pa paa pa pa ma da ni da ga ma ni da ma ga ri sa ni ga sa sa ni ni ri ri sa sa ga ga ri ri ma ga ga ga pa pa ma ma da da pa ga ma ma ma da pa pa ni da da sa ni ri ma ga pa ma pa da sa ni ri gaa gaa rii sa ga ri sa ga ri sa ri sa ni sa ni da saa nii da pa sa ni da pa sa ni da pa ni da pa ma da pa ma ga ri ri ga ma pa da ri ga ma pa da ga ma pa da ni ma pa da ni sa da ni sa ga ri saa tammuDu.. agrajuDu raaghavuDu tammuDaa yanuchu biluva tapamEmi jEsenO lakshmaNuDu yee lakshmaNuDu tapamEmi jEsenO teliya aa agrajuDu raaghavuDu tammuDaa yanuchu biluva tapamEmi jEsenO lakshmaNuDu tapamEmi jEsenO teliya

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Jan 2007 1:08:51 PM IST

idi naadani adi needani idi naadani adi needani cheppalEnidi okkaTi ee okkaTi Emadi ? adi idi ani cheppalEnidi aa cheppalEnidi Emadi ? adi manasuna puTTi mamatala perigi manuvai poochEdi adi idi ani cheppalEnidi adi idi ani cheppalEnidi vennelamma raatirigaa vEkuvamma podduTigaa kOkilamma aamanigaa yE poovu pulakarinta yee paDaka palakarinta ee poovu pulakarinta ee paDaka palakarinta ee janmaku chaalananta paravaSamantaa manadE mana iddaridE padE padE vinipinchE priya dEvuDi ashTapadE adi idi ani cheppalEnidi adi idi ani cheppalEnidi muggiTa valapula mungiTaa vayasu muggu vEyanaa niggulu pongina chekkiTaa siggula yerupulu taakanaa vayyaaramgaa paarvati SRungaaramgaa Sriiyapati Omkaaramgaa kalisi Ekaaksharamai murisE paravaSamantaa manadE mana okkaridE yedaa yedaa kalipEsE ihaparaala ishTapadE adi idi ani cheppalEnidi

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Jan 2007 1:03:10 PM IST

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