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General Forum: Society | | FOR BAD, STUPID AND DIRTY BOYZ ONLY. UNINVITED GUESTS (READ GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN) NO COMPLAINTS PLS. | |
| Though its a old one, we can refresh our memories...
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Height of patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree
Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls
Height of innocence: A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples
Height of unemployment: Cobwebs in a prostitute
Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest
Height of competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall
Height of sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw
Height of technology: A condom with a zipper
Height of trouble: A one-handed man hanging from a cliff when his ass starts itching
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 30, Sep 2003 9:28:26 PM IST
nAkartham kAlEdu himAlayA
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 30, Sep 2003 9:21:07 PM IST
1. Girl and a Guitar
Both are pressed at the TOP and PLAYED at the
BOTTOM.
2. Girl and a Jet
A jet has a cock-pit and a Girl has a Cock in the pit.
3. a GIRL and a GUN
GUN is first loaded and then shot where as GIRL is first shot and then loaded.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 30, Sep 2003 7:14:34 AM IST
Ok type ..Himalaya
Enti ardharaatri nishacharini laga inka net lo vunnavu?
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 27, Sep 2003 9:12:54 PM IST
~~~~~~~ P E P S I R E D I F I N E D ~~~~~~~
What does it mean when a girl offers PEPSI to a guy?
P: Please
E: Enter
P: P***s(DINGDONG)
S: Slowly
I: Inside
Yeh dil maange more AAAHAA!!!
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 27, Sep 2003 8:47:44 PM IST
Btw croc whats that "momma jokes" means?
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 27, Sep 2003 8:12:41 PM IST
Man wants to buy a condom.
Sales Girl: " May I hold your penis for size?"
She orders to the assistant" Give me a small"
"Wait! Give me a medium"
"Wait! Give me a large"
"Wait!Give me a tissue"
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 27, Sep 2003 8:11:36 PM IST
:)@ DP,croc..
Sex is like math:
Add 2 bodies,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs and multiply!
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 26, Sep 2003 7:39:48 PM IST
I Like (.)(.) Vijay! You missed . there!
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 26, Sep 2003 7:34:40 PM IST
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customers COMPLAINTS.
LOL
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 26, Sep 2003 7:30:36 PM IST
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