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| Suresh garu anyamandee,
Sardharji type lo pogidesaru nannu,pogidaro thittaro ardham kakunda.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 20, Sep 2002 5:51:10 PM IST
sardharji's letter to BillGates
Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have got a computer in
our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But
when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only * comes.
But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced The
problem only in Password field. We checked with Hardware vendor and he
said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the
email account with password *****.
But I request u to check this as we our self don't know what is the
password!!!.
The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut
down the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in
stereo recorder. We request u to add the same in future.
There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after
clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we
request u change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.
One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my
home. Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?
In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is
there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?
The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I
searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not
find the same there also .Is it a bug?
Rest In next letter.
Yours Anonymously
Banta Singh.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 20, Sep 2002 2:19:03 PM IST
for a software Sardar you just send him a mail like this...
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Posted by: Mr. Arun Vedula At: 20, Sep 2002 1:06:12 PM IST
how can u keep a Sardar busy for ever?
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Write (PTO) on both sides of a white paper and give it to him...
Posted by: Mr. Arun Vedula At: 20, Sep 2002 1:01:01 PM IST
adenti 31st yenti special.meeru ist november nundi jokes post chesthara yenti??
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 20, Sep 2002 11:34:39 AM IST
cool jokes. keep going
Posted by: Mr. Sadhu Srinivas Rao At: 19, Sep 2002 7:12:16 AM IST
A passerby watched two sardis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us.
I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it?
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Once santa singh purchased a packet of butter from a shop.
After looking at the packet for a long time he shouted at the shop keeper. "Where is my free gift?"
"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely.
"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".
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One day Santa Singh was home and he
went to kitchen, opened the Sugar bottle, saw and closed. His wife was seeing this. After some time Santa again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, saw and closed. His wife again saw this.
When Santa Singh again did this, his wife exclaimed, "What on earth are you doing? Why open the Sugar bottle, see and close it so often?"
Santa Singh replied, "I have diabetes as you know... Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar level often".
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A Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he was driving it to his office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him,"How much should I pay to make a right turn side?" The cop was angry, thinking he was trying to bribe him about something and asked,"Why are you asking such a quesion?" Then the sardarji showed him the sign which read, "Free Left Turn!"
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Sep 2002 8:19:30 PM IST
Chota Singh was flying to Punjab from London. Bobby Fisher was sitting next to him. Bobby asked Chota if he wanted to play a game of chess with him to kill some time. Chota replies, "Oye Bobby, you don't think I know who you are? You are a great chess champion. I'd probably lose to you in a second. Bobby replies, "Alright then I'll make it easy for you, I'll play with my left hand". Chota is thinking and then says to himself, hey maybe I can beat this Bobby guy. "Okay, Bobby!"
Within a few minutes he is demolished. Chota Singh can't understand how he lost even with Bobby playing with his left hand. So Chota gets off the flight and his yaar comes to pick him up. Chota tells his friend about how he met Bobby Fisher and how he played him. Chota says, "But I still don't understand why I lost to him even when he played with his left hand?"
His friend replies, "Ullu de pathhe! You should very well know that he is left-handed! Ullu!"
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Sep 2002 8:13:28 PM IST
good joke andi
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 11, Sep 2002 8:02:52 PM IST
Sardar Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students doing very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class.
This is what transpires:
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA"
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA
Students (in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI
AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh Teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, and GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.
The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this, He immediately sends for for Santa Singh.
Principal: " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE
SAARA DESH".
Santa Singh:" Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION. "
ASSASSINATION = ASS + ASS + I + NATION
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Sep 2002 7:50:04 PM IST
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