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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | *** Funny -- hAsyaM --Jokes -- saradA saradA *** | |
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Banta: Why did you buy wife a huge diamond ring for her birtday?
I thought she wanted a car
Santa : she did,but where in the world I would find a fake car.
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 23, Nov 2006 3:11:09 AM IST
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Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says : 'Le Karle Number Note'
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 23, Nov 2006 2:44:36 AM IST
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Sardaji standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
coz his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 23, Nov 2006 2:39:42 AM IST
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Sadar declares:
I will never marry in life
I'll give same advice to my childern also!!!
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 23, Nov 2006 2:10:48 AM IST
:)
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 22, Nov 2006 4:09:43 AM IST
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Hubby : Darling years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle
Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5ltr
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 22, Nov 2006 3:33:31 AM IST
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Hubby : Darling years ag u had a figure like Coke bottle
Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5ltr
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 22, Nov 2006 3:33:00 AM IST
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'L' Lake of beer
'O' Ocean of Whisky
'V' valley of rum
'E' Empty stock
ie LOVE
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 22, Nov 2006 3:07:19 AM IST
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Sincere Apology:
If you don't like any of my SMS, or didn't like to read them, or they just distrub you ...
then don't hesitate.. feel free 2 throw your mobile, THANK YOU.
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 22, Nov 2006 2:55:10 AM IST
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1. Too many questions
2. Difficult to Understand
3. More Explanations is needed
4. Result is always FAIL
5. Trying for another chance
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 22, Nov 2006 2:34:33 AM IST
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