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vijayawaaDa
serious i was also trying ur name...kani correct ga raaledu
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Mar 2005 0:35:54 AM IST
aavakaaya
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Mar 2005 0:16:54 AM IST
aavu
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Mar 2005 0:15:46 AM IST
aakali
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Mar 2005 0:15:26 AM IST
amma
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Mar 2005 0:08:45 AM IST
muraLi
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Mar 2005 0:08:17 AM IST
neynu Telugu tieping Nerchukuntunna
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Mar 2005 0:02:39 AM IST
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to
collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and starts shouting:
"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software?Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger] :
"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne Paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh,Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts laughing and says:
"Ha ha ha... thakur ne phresers (Freshers) ko liya ho ka. Hee hee ye log programming karenge? In ko toe DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru :"Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says :
"jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
Now at GABBAR'S DEN.............................
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs thein?"
Kaalia: " Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho ? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. "
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa:"Chhey sarkaar. "
Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "Toe ab documentation kar ! Hee hee hee hey haah."
Posted by: Murali za az At: 3, Mar 2005 1:41:01 AM IST
how abt
lol RAJA rofl RANI
Posted by: Murali za az At: 2, Mar 2005 2:55:51 AM IST
boletho ,tumhara postings ekdum jhakaas hai, murali...keep posting..:))
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 1, Mar 2005 10:24:57 PM IST
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