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*********** office lo pani pata leni wallu**************

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum... saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai... template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai.... copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!! fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko? are kaiko ? arre kaiko re? fir ek din boleto appun ko log mila..... ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!! saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ... computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!! appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya... boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!! din bhar appun computer ke aagge... koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi... tin din naa Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa bass choop chaap... appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya... bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!! phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh vikya bola... ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!! vikya ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai... saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa... abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ... aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!! samzaa ...? samzaa...? samzaaa naa...? (fir ...? fir kya huwa..?) fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya... form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!! lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!! par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!! appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par appun kuch nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...? saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs... par appun ek aansu nahi roya... kaiko royega...? kaiko..? saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!! agale din se phir wohi life chalu... wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments... saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya... log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!! training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai... haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai... training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai... haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai... (phir ...? phir kya huwa..?) fir ...? fir kya...? fir agale din appun ko aur ek log mila...!!! shaappak... saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ... computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!! ho ho ho hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Murali za az At: 1, Mar 2005 9:55:27 PM IST

What if ...I.T. industry starts producing movies?... then Some Film titles may be like these : -- ** Network Ke Us Paar ** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai ** Aao Chat Kare ** Programmer No.1 ** Mera Naam Developer ** Java Wale Job Le Jayenge ** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein ** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal ** Tera Code Chal Gaya ** Har Din Jo Mail Karega ** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi ** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai ** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .! ** Client Ek Numbari, Programmer Dus Numbari ** Login Karo Sajana ** Naukar PC Ka ** 1942 -- A Bug Story ** Kaho Na Virus Hai ** Crash Se Crash Tak ** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai ** Shaheed Hacker Singh ** Password De Ke Dekho ** Terminal Apna, Login Parayi ** Mr. Network Lal ** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna ** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani ** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha ** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi ** Hang To Hona Hi Tha ** Pac-Man Ke Khilari

Posted by: Murali za az At: 1, Mar 2005 0:08:34 AM IST

ayyoh malli friday, malli time sheet fill cheyyali..... :-(((

Posted by: Murali za az At: 25, Feb 2005 11:53:15 PM IST

Unfortunately she is 50 + :-(

Posted by: Murali za az At: 25, Feb 2005 1:15:32 AM IST

lunch kooda tisukuvellindi :-)) Naaku navvalo yeduvalo ardham kaledu inko 3 months daka snow kuripinchaal sina avasaram ledandi :-))

Posted by: Murali za az At: 25, Feb 2005 0:56:46 AM IST

Hey Sri, Meeku, Nenu pani chesthunna ane thought vachindi miami lo varsham paduthundi telusa :-)) Pls malli ilanti thoughts vaddandi...:-) Actually morning nundi koncham confusion nadusthundi... Morning nenu office ki ragane ma manager vachi nannu Congratulate chesi vellindi, nenu yedo AS/400 nundi windows ki yedo migrate chesananta and adi success ayindanta........intially naaku yemi ardham kaledu antha ayomayam......... 2 hrs alochisthe appudu ardham ayindi , oka bulli program lo chinna change chesa anthe.....program lo just AS/400 ip address badulu new ip address anthe nenu chesindi.. ippudipudu ardham avuthundi nenu inka developer ga yenduku unnano, manager yenduku avvaledo...

Posted by: Murali za az At: 25, Feb 2005 0:20:07 AM IST

Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha || Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni Request the pleasure of the company of Mrs. & Mr. Idli On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson, SADA DOSA (Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa) to PANI PURI (Daughter of Mrs. & Mr. Bhel Puri) on 30th February 2005, at 12.00 a.m. at Dahi Wada Hall, Samosa Building, Cham Cham Road, Opposite Papad Theatre, Haldiram, Mumbai Rasgulla 400 000. Res. : "Nariyal ka Chatni", Paneer Rd. Chola Battura Avenue, Mumbai Dhokla 400 111. e-mail: loosemotions@toi-let.com NO GIFTS PLEASE, ONLY PRESENTS.

Posted by: Murali za az At: 23, Feb 2005 9:02:11 PM IST

Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai ?? Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai Har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai ?? Jalaa do isay, phoonk daalo yeh monitor mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai ??

Posted by: Murali za az At: 23, Feb 2005 1:19:49 AM IST

yes vijay thts wht i have been doing for last 3 months....

Posted by: Murali za az At: 22, Feb 2005 0:00:15 AM IST

//Poora week net pe browse karthe hai par time sheet mein kya bharna Fill it in research section ,saying that I hv been upgrading my technical knowledge. :p

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 21, Feb 2005 9:44:20 PM IST

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