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| Its here in Chennai, c'mon mate!
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 26, Sep 2003 7:20:04 PM IST
Farmer ordered a Milking Machine. Tried it on on his "DINGDONG" & had a wonderful orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the manual & faints.
It said," AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS"
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What would be the name of a Chinese
Prostitute?
Sabne Lee.
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Palat ke dekh jalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
husn tum rakhti ho, to, jawani hum bhi rakhte hai,
gehrai tum rakhti ho, to lambai hum bhi rakhte hai......
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 26, Sep 2003 6:09:12 PM IST
pOrADitE pOyEdEmI lEdu batuku bAnisa sankeLLu tappa,
pOsT chEstE pOyEdEmI lEdu I treD paiki rAvaTam tappa
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 24, Sep 2003 4:49:27 PM IST
Some More...
ARAB :- I have 4 sons. 1 more I'll have a basketball team.
AMERICAN :- I have 9 sons. 1 more I'll have football team.
MUSLIM :- I have 17 wives. 1 more I'll and I'll golf course with 18 holes.
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A lady entered the Dr.'s Cabin & said: " I have a vibrator stuck up my vagina."
DOCTOR: "O.K. you lie down & I'll try to get it out"
LADY: "Oh no. Just change the batteries."
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A 85 year old man gets sensation and wants to fuck his wife. He says "i am going to buy 2 viagras"
Wife says, "if you are going to start that rusty thing again, i will have to take a tetanus injection"
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Posted by: విజయ్ At: 24, Sep 2003 3:01:08 AM IST
Good ones Du.Pra...
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..
LOL
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 24, Sep 2003 2:55:44 AM IST
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said: "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?"
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
"Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The shipdoesn't leave until tomorrow!"
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 6:45:00 PM IST
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten legs on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing.
He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat, genus and species.
The student looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the madder he got.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked to the door.
The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister, what's your name?"
The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You tell me buddy! You tell me!"
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 6:44:38 PM IST
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).
A wise student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 6:32:19 PM IST
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"
The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 6:28:54 PM IST
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his .. out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:
"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 8:38:10 AM IST
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