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| Shaayar Ban na koi gunaa nahin ..
Magar aise shayari maine kabhi sunaa nahin .. :))
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 18, Feb 2005 8:26:38 PM IST
HAsEEnOn kO dEKH kE hAr Ek bAn jAAtA sHAAYAr
AgAr kOYI nA bAn sAkA tO HOgI UUs kE kOYI mAZbOOrI
bAchAAnE kA kAAm tO KHUdAA kA HAI kIsI lAWYEr kA nAHIn
HUmAArI BHOOl BHI kYA tHI sHAAYErI kE sIvA
AUr HUmEn nAHIn pAtA sHAAYAr bAnnA kOYI gUnAAH HAI...
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Feb 2005 8:13:39 PM IST
JO BHI MAIN SUNAATA HUN .. TUM GAUR SE SUNLO
JO BHI SUNAATA HUN .. TUM GAUR SE SUNLO ..
MUJHE SHAYARI NAHIN AATI .. RAHUL YA KOI AUR SE SUNLO..! (Read it on desiboyz)
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Pahunch gaya himalay ke upar
Dekhne Bhagwan ko bas aise ..
Tab Bhagwan ne bola "Abey Bewaqoof!
Ab Neeche utroge kaise?" ( Dont rememebr where I heard this)
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Sitara, Sukku aur Priya ko
Dekhte hi Bangaya Rahul ek Shaayar
magar, sambhal ke aage badhna
Warnaa bachaa na sakega tumhe koi lawyer
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Ajeeb chatroom hai yeh
Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam ...
Abey Oye ullu .. Navigate karte karte
Nikalgaya mera dum
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Rahul ne sunaya bewafaai ka sazaa
Rahul ne Sunaya bewafaai ka sazaa...
Ya khua .. usko aise hi sazaa dilwado
ke hum sab ko aaye mazaa!!!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 18, Feb 2005 7:41:51 PM IST
sAAWAn kA mAUsAm tHA pOOnAm kI rAAt tHI
mAIn UUs kE pAAs tHA vO mErI kArrEb tHI
PHIr vO mErE pAAs AAYI AUr tHODI sI gHABHrAAYI
jAb mAIn nE UUs kA HAAtH pAkAdA tO vO tHODI sI sHArmAAYI
UUs nE kAHA "AAZ HUm AIsE bAndHAn mE bAndH jAAYE
jIsE dUnIYA kI kOYI tAAkAt nA tOD pAAYE"
mErI KHUsHI kA AndAAZA lAgAAnA mUsHkIl tHA
pAr IIs kE AAgE jO HUvA vO bAtAAnA BHI mUsHkIl HAI
UUs nE mErA HAAtH ApnE HAAtHOn mE lEkAr kAHA
"YE tO jAnAm jAnAm kA bAndHAn HAI"
PHIr mUJHE YAAd AAYA vO sAAWAn kA mAUsAm vO pOOnAm kI rAAt
YE tO RAksHA BAndHAn HAI YAArO ...
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Feb 2005 8:33:30 AM IST
tUmhAArE bE-WAFAAYI kI tUJHE AIsE sAZA mIlE
tUmhAArE bE-WAFAAYI kI tUJHE AIsE sAZA mIlE
tUJHE AAYI HO bADE ZOr sE sUsU aUr kAHIn kArnE kI jAgAH nA mIlE...
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Feb 2005 8:08:40 AM IST
LOL sukku and rahs.
:D
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 10, Nov 2004 7:09:17 PM IST
haha, MH...after all she sings just like you...right?
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 10, Nov 2004 2:10:15 AM IST
Humse Kya Khatha Huyi Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai
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Badli hai duniya, kuchch Kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon
pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
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VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
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Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..
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teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to sharab piyi
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to sharab piyi
kabhi offline piyi, to kabhi online piyi
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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hain
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hain
Laila ghar me aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 10, Nov 2004 1:19:30 AM IST
laDkiyon ki kami naHin gAAlib
laDkiyon ki kami naHin gAAlib
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laDkiyon ki kami naHin gAAlib
PHir sAAli milti kYUn naHin
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Vo SaDak Ke Us PAAr THi
HUm Sadak Ke Is PAAr THe
Vo SaDak Ke Us PAAr THi
HUm SaDak Ke Is PAAr THe
KUcH HUm AAge baDe, KUcH vo AAge BaDHi
HUm KUcH AUr AAge baDe, vo BHi KUcH AUr AAge BaDHi
HUm AUr BHi AAge baDe, vo BHi AUr AAge BadHi
Ab HUm SaDak Ke Us PAAr Hein, AUr VoH SaDak Ke Is PAAr Hein
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GUYS:
KHUda kare Haseeno ke bAAp mar jAAyen
baHAAna Ho maUt ka aUr HUm Unke GHar jAAYen.
GIRLS:
Aisa mat kaH ZAAlim, Ye maHa pap Hoga
SAAle KabHi tU bHee kisi Hasina ka bAAp Hoga.
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matH pee gHalib sHarab masjid me baiTH kar
matH pee gHalib sHarab masjid me baiTH kar
ek Hi botHal Hai kaHi kHUda na mAAng le...
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gUl gaya gUlsHan gaya, gayi gAAlon ki lAAli
gUl gaya gUlsHan gaya, gayi gAAlon ki lAAli
***SAAle ab toH pEEcHHa cHHoDde, main Ho gayi bacHcHon wAAli!!
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aUr bHi cHeezen baHUt si lUt cHUki Hain dil ke sAAtH
Ye batAAya doston ne isHq farmAAne ke bAAd
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cHeez cHeck karta HUn main
ek tere AAne se peHle, ek tere jAAne ke bAAd...
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WoH jab cHalti Hai to rAAHon mein 100-100 ke note bicHata Hoon
WoH jab cHalti Hai to rAAHon mein 100-100 ke note bicHata Hoon
WoH cHAAli jAAti Hai tab UTHAA leta HUn....
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GUY:
main tere pyar mein pAAgal HUa cHHaliye
main tere pyar mein pAAgal HUa cHHaliye
GIRL:
Iodex maliye kAAm pe cHaliye
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 23, Oct 2004 1:40:37 AM IST
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