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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Today's Joke | |
| One train which was going peacefully on the rail
tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to
the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified.
At the next railway station the driver was caught.
He was found to be a Sardar.
He was questioned. He explained that there was
a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving
from there even after lots of honks, etc.
The authorities questioned:
"Sardarji are you mad!
Just to save the life of one person you put the lives
of so many passengers in danger!?
You should have run over that person."
Sardarji said:
"Exactly! That is what I also decided,
but this idiot started running towards
the field when the train came very close!"
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Sep 2002 9:01:33 AM IST
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 9, Sep 2002 11:42:08 AM IST
Sardarji's Scooter
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way.
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?.
Sardarji : 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend : 'Is it! Then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?'.
Sardarji : 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
Posted by: Mr. Manish Kumar N At: 8, Sep 2002 9:33:52 PM IST
American scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, America announced that the ancient Americans 25,000 years ago had a
nationwide telephone network.
Naturally, the government of India was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters
down, they found small pieces of glass and they soon announced that the ancient Indians 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide
fibrenet.
Pakistani scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that then ancient Pakistanis 55,000 years ago had Wireless (cellular) telephones.
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 8, Sep 2002 2:12:24 PM IST
oh naku teliyadandi.
ma friend mail lo pampithe bagundani abdaru choostarani post chesanu.
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 7, Sep 2002 8:08:57 PM IST
Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist !"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medalist !"
The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved , just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a
HEAD ! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar !"
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 7, Sep 2002 4:09:01 PM IST
no uma gaaru
1.Why 6 afraid of 7..?????
A: seven ATE(eight) Nine so six ki kuda bhayam vesindi..(seven munde vundi kada)
Posted by: Mr. Manish Kumar N At: 29, Aug 2002 9:00:52 PM IST
since 7(edu) eppuduuu edusthu vuntundi kaabatti.
Posted by: UK At: 29, Aug 2002 8:44:15 PM IST
Helo Aruna gaaru meeru chaala thelivaina vaaru ani oppukunnam so meeko question...answer cheppandi ...
1.Why 6 afraid of 7..?????
Posted by: Mr. Manish Kumar N At: 28, Aug 2002 7:18:37 PM IST
Refresh lo retry click cheyyakandee malli ade post avuthu vundhi three times post ayeindhi.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 28, Aug 2002 7:13:20 PM IST
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