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| Bollywood Movies made by IT Engineers
Some Film titles may be like these : --
** Munna Bhi MCSA
** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
** Love in mIRC
** Tere Nick
** ID Mil Gaya
** Chat To Kero
** Ek Programmer Thi
** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
** Network Ke Us Paar
** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
** Aao Chat Kare
** C Wale Job Le Jayenge
** Programmer No.1
** Mera Naam Developer
** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
** Tera Code Chal Gaya
** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari
** Login Karo Sajana
** Naukar PC Ka
** 1942 -- A Bug Story
** Kaho Na Virus Hai
** Crash Se Crash Tak
** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
** Shaheed Hacker Singh
** Password De Ke Dekho
** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
** Mr. Network Lal
** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
Bollywood Movies for IT Professionals
Movies and their meaning to IT Professionals:
Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.
1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US.
Sapnay : Green card.
Sadma : Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.
Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.
Rakhwala : Project Manager.
Mr. Bechara : Computer professional in Singapore.
Zanjeer : Company bond.
Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.
Tohfa : H-4 Visa for your Wife.
Mawaali : Before coming to US.
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US.
Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer.
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam : Client, your company and you.
Shehanshah : Bill Gates.
Admi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company.
Dayawan : Company paying full salary in bench
Anari : Year2000 programmer.
Phool Aur Kaanten : Microsoft - IBM.
Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.
Maharaja : Doctors who came to US in 70's
Hairaan : Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in US
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year.
Pardes : India after 2 Years.
Daud : Coming to US.
Rangeela : After getting Green Card.
Bahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.
Desh Premee : Going back to India for good
Farz : Going to India every year.
Pyaasa : Longing for a Visa.
Agneepath : Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.
Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : After coming from consulate with a Visa.
Bud Naseeb : Not getting a Visa
Himalaya Putra : Firmly asking for $70k from India
Elan-E-Jung : Asking for increment
Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants
. Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa.
Swarg Se Sundar : on landing in US.
Ab Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late.
Jallad : INS People.
Kranti : Increase H-1 quota.
Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officer
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 29, Apr 2010 3:27:15 PM IST
Resentment, most costly indulgence
WHILE all the seven failure traits elaborated by Dr Maxwell Maltz are highly relevant, ‘resentment’ is the most damaging of all these. The person concerned, perceiving injustice, wrongs or ingratitude nurtures a vague hope that his antagonism and intimidation would bring change of heart on the other person or situations without.
But this imagined ‘cure’, as noted by Dr Maltz, is worse than the disease. This unabated resentment, he also points out, “is a deadly poison to the spirit, makes happiness impossible and uses up tremendous energy, which could go into accomplishment”.
Such resentments are manifest signs of a self-image of not just a “pitiful person, a victim, who was meant to be unhappy”, but also one who needs unfavourable and hostile situations around him as alibis and excuses to justify this self-image chosen for himself. The person thus easily finds causes to attribute motives, ill intentions and hostilities, where none may exist.
To go into the root causes of resentment, which process alone would also root it out permanently, it is thus necessary to be brutally frank about oneself, rooted in that abiding self-honesty that would expose to one’s own evolved self’s various complexes within, besides startling, yet glaring truths. This dynamic approach would enable one to comprehend that just as a harmful self-image was of his own making, changing that, to form a new one, is also in his own hands.
This process, as Dr Maltz points out, is that “creative goal striving”, where one becomes responsible for his own success and happiness. This also is the pathway to real freedom from impediments, both from within and without.
Such freedom is thus through selfanalysis, understanding and acceptance, leading to the needed major paradigm shift. This analysis would also reveal to the seeker that resentment and anger are often the same — the two sides of the same coin. In its passive form, anger is resentment manifest as brooding, self-pity, depression, unhappiness and masochism.
Comprehending the various aspects of this complex, yet ‘not, after all so complex’ issue would be pathway to truly and enduringly changing one’s self-image. The new found self-image, bringing with it freedom from that costly indulgence of resentment and other retarding traits within, would also indeed bring with it a new chapter in all aspects of life and living.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, Mar 2010 12:29:37 PM IST
Enduko Enthaki.mp3 (from Kedi -2010)
http://www.mediafire.com/?yrmtddynm3m
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 1, Mar 2010 8:03:39 PM IST
Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Ho Band- Movie- Mohabbatein
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXFwPrLsRnA&feature=related
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 14, Feb 2010 8:03:53 PM IST
Some love stories live forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euMhgWA6wQI
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 14, Feb 2010 7:41:35 PM IST
What better way to spend Valentine's day than to watch again..
Mohabbatein(2000) ?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 14, Feb 2010 7:24:09 PM IST
NEVER SAY
SORRY ABOUT LOVE
BACCHI KARKARIA ,TOI
Between covers, isn’t that where love is supposed to lie? Shouldn’t all love — or the making thereof — get your knickers in a twist? So why the fuss, the surprise, the tamasha and the brouhaha over forbidden love and those who forbid it? Love actually must be more chhupa chhupi than khullam khulla, and what’s the fun of pyaar without the protest? For decades, true love had to contend only with crass commerce
every
Valentine’s Day. The makers of cards, candles and heart-shaped everything in yucky shades of pink. The sellers of wine and roses. The merchants of diamonds which were supposed to be forever but which strangely had to be supplemented every year, or oftener. We had prided ourselves on being the originators of the book of love. Now we have to ask ourselves the question: What came first, the Kama Sutra or the VHP? Or the Shiv Sena, MNS, Ram Sene and every other selfappointed, self-righteous custodian of our morals, our culture, our entertainment and our wardrobes.
So forget the old adage about forbidden fruit tasting sweetest. You won’t get much chance to find out. For, barely after you have savoured the first nibble, you might find yourself in the police station and/or the casualty ward. In fact, love has lost its premier position in the ‘forbidden’ league. It finds itself with all manner of bedfellows as our professional protestors keep extending their eclectic range of targets. The canoodler is now in the company of the filmmaker or the beer drinker. Anything is grist to the milling goons.
The point to be made is that when you let the hate brigade decide on matters of love, it doesn’t stop at couples. It becomes open season on anything that ‘offends’ anyone. Everything is pushed into the ‘forbidden’ pit. Push is already becoming shove. The magic of the movies has turned into a witches’ cauldron. Cuddling lovers have to be burnt at the stake. Gays are evil incarnate. Who knows, next they may even convert the missionary position into an act of the Devil.
And yet, here’s the irony. ‘Everything is forbidden’ exists in an urban environment which also subscribes to the culture of ‘anything goes’. ‘Just do it’ is as much a part of our social lexicon as ‘Don’t you dare’. Globalised India is cocooned in a surroundsound of liberalism. The Net, iPods, cellphones, hoardings, television, print, all media exhorts you to smile and bare it. It seductively persuades you to let go, come what may.
The young are experimenting like never before and at an age when even their older siblings were babes in the woods instead of being a tangle in the thickets. Family equations have changed with parents desperately wanting to be cool instead of getting hot under the collar over their children’s hormonal adventurism. In this no-holds barred scenario, nothing is non-kosher. Fore-bidden has replaced forbidden. And it isn’t happening only in some sliverthin upper class pickled in Western decadence. Go to any public park. You won’t have to look hard. It’s so brazenly in-yourface that all but the unabashed voyeur would squirm.
However, events of the past few years have forced us to believe that it’s not only Cupid who sharpens his arrows in preparation for February 14. He has serious competition from an entire army of smashers, bashers and other crashers of parties. So each year, after the lust and the bloodlust, when the hurly-burly’s done, when the battle’s fought and won, we are left wondering, ‘Whose V-Day was it this time?’ That of the lovers or that of those who hate love?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 14, Feb 2010 12:03:50 PM IST
Ask DEEPAK CHOPRA about life’s dilemmas
Q :I’m 26, unmarried. I have been in love with a boy for the past seven years but had no courage to tell him. I don't know what he thinks about me but my feelings for him are so true and real that I can’t marry anyone else. I can’t share it with anyone because I know no one will understand my feelings. —X
A: I think many readers will find your predicament charming because you are such a romantic that even to adore someone from afar is almost enough love. But in reality you are suffering. You may be the type of person who dwells in fantasy. For such people, reality comes as a harsh blow. But let’s say that you really want to have a relationship with him. Then there is no other recourse but to risk a conversation in which you express your true feelings. My sense is that you are prolonging a teenage attitude to love. One way or another, your goal should be growing up first and love second. Maturity may look dull to you, but believe me, grown-ups make better choices in love than romantic teenagers.
Q:I have read a few answers of yours and have actually changed my thinking in a few things, like why should we have children when as it is we are living in so much insecurity... but the answer of yours that we contribute spiritually to this universe, changed my thinking. My question is: what is the relationship between the body and the soul? Does the soul start loving the body or is the body just a transit vehicle to the next life? —Y
A:Before addressing this fascinating question, let me ask you to clear your mind of all concepts you have read or learned. Wouldn’t it be fulfilling, not to accept any second-hand answer, but to find out for yourself? That would be true seeking. Not seeking to prove if Guru A is right or Scripture B, but to gain true knowledge that is personal, reliable and totally satisfying. My problem with organized religion is not that wrong answers are given, for many are undoubtedly right. But there is no experience. Knowing that the soul is immortal is like being told that a rose smells beautiful without ever smelling one. So set out on your own. Seeking spiritual answers is more exciting than any other venture because this isn't knowledge you learn; it is knowledge you become. Reluctantly, I will give my own position: any division between body and soul is completely false and arbitrary. Both are products of the same absolute consciousness taking different forms.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 14, Feb 2010 11:56:36 AM IST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Oqrx4XBgk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs7fpZCQMLs&feature=related
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 14, Feb 2010 11:43:57 AM IST
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
How do I love thee? Let me count the rupees....
As more lovesick Indians flock to the marketplace of mush today, find out whether we’re putting our hearts where our money is
Love it or hate it, it’s that time of the year again when Cupid incites behaviour you would only usually expect in a Mills & Boon (or, Ishqiya for the more adventurous).
But love (unlike lust) has its share of angst. For the young, Valentine’s Day is about the pecking order (What, not even one gift? You’re kidding!) unless of course you’re the prettiest girl in the class. For those in the throes of an affair, it’s like entering the relationships T20 and finding out that Virender Sehwag plays for the other team. You were blissfully happy with your box of chocolates until you realized that your friends have got eternity rings to show off.
If you’re in a long-term relationship, Valentine’s Day is a cruel reminder of the way you were before you took each other for granted. Suddenly, you keenly feel the lack of heart-shaped chocolate boxes and candlelit dinners. If you’re still single and desperately trying to mingle...well, don’t have to spell that out.
So why does a day devoted to love end up making so many miserable? The essence of romance, says Oscar Wilde, is uncertainty, and there’s not much uncertainty about this day. Celebrating February 14 is like walking into the Big Bazaar of mush with everyone queuing up to buy the same tetrapack of emotions.
V-day is about plastic flexing. In India alone, the Retail Association of India estimates that the total spend this V-day weekend will be more than Rs 9,000 crore. “For retailers, Valentine’s Day has become as important a festival as Diwali and Christmas. Spending this year is expected to be 35% more than last year,” says Kumar Rajagopalan, CEO of the association. Ruchi Chopra, the Delhibased owner of online gifting firm Any Surprise Any Place, is confident she’ll top that. Chopra is expecting a 70%-plus growth in turnover. “While some plan to serenade their Valentines with
guitar performances, others want them to walk down rose-strewn paths. Then,
there are personalized farmhouse dinners
that cost anywhere between
Rs 5,000 and Rs 45,000.” Love sure
does come at a price.
It’s this that disappoints Saroni Ghosh, a 20-something management student at ISB Hyderabad. “Buying gifts has become about how big your wallet is. What I would love is someone cooking me dinner, even if it’s just an omelette. Better still is a romantic letter but in this age of SMSes, who wants to write sonnets?”
Facebook flowers are definitely no substitute for the real thing. But it’s not just technology
that’s killing the romance. It’s the fairytale notion of love aaj kal. Most women are in love with the idea of love, says Varkha Chulani, a Mumbai-based relationships counsellor. “But life isn’t a Mills & Boon and not half as glamorous as a Bollywood movie.”
Cuddly-teddy cards and expensive dinners don’t hold a candle to the big compromises and the small kindnesses that make up a relationship. “But social conditioning has drilled the notion into everyone’s head that romance is about expensive gifts. Forty-year-olds come to me complaining that their husbands did not do anything on Valentine’s,” says Chulani.
So where does that leave us? Cupid isn’t totally stupid. After peeling off the sparkling pink consumer packaging, Valentine’s Day has everything to do with freedom. In a country where arranged marriages are the norm and public displays of affection are frowned upon, its growing popularity is a sign that an increasing number of women are choosing whom they marry and wanting to get to know them first. Any challenge to that freedom isn’t taken lightly. Last year, women united in the now famous Pink Chaddi campaign to take on Karnataka’s Sri Ram Sene.
The morality police may dub the festival “a rotten
imported culture thriving on the neo-rich with easy money to squander” but for some, it’s just an occasion to celebrate togetherness. Bangalore-based Ekta Mittal is determined not to be fazed by the morality police. Theatre Jam, the media collective she is a member of, has transformed the city’s Cubbon Park into a love nest. “Love is the topic of the month because of moral policing that has come to mark this day.”
The threats are back again this year and though many are wise to the commercial con that is Valentine’s Day, they’re still falling for the romance.
And so what if some of us aren’t wined and dined or showered with tokens and trinkets. For those who feel well loved, every day is Valentine’s. For the rest, no card can console.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 14, Feb 2010 11:31:34 AM IST
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