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General Forum: Society | | FOR BAD, STUPID AND DIRTY BOYZ ONLY. UNINVITED GUESTS (READ GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN) NO COMPLAINTS PLS. | |
| A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all went into the ObGyn office together. When they met after their check-ups, the redhead was smilling, and the brunette asked her why. "I'm going to have a baby boy," the redhead replied.
"How do you know?" asked the blonde.
"Because I was on top."
This got the brunette thinking, and she smiled as well. "I'm having a girl!" she exclaimed. Again the blonde asked how she knew. "I was on bottom," said the brunette.
The blonde started bawling. "Why are you crying?" the redhead asked.
Through her tears, the blonde replied, "I'm gonna have puppies!"
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 8:35:21 AM IST
Why is urine yellow but semen white?
It's so you can tell whether you're coming or going.
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 8:29:57 AM IST
Already title lo cheppaadu, for bad stupid and dirty boyz ani, nuvvu kaadu gaa Raj, nuvvasale IIT vaadivi, nuvvelaa bad stupid and dirty avutaavu? anduke neeku artham kaadu. sarena?
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 23, Sep 2003 7:52:10 AM IST
Second dose of Dirty tidbits:
Most women prefer sex with the lights out : they cant bear to see a
man enjoying himself.
Men like sex with the lights on- so that they can get the womens names right.
Define Impotence - It is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings".
What did Bill Gate's wife say when she saw him naked for the first
time ?
" Oh shit ! Now I know why you call it Microsoft ."
Tutor asks, " Which part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A kid replies, " Feet , because every night I see mom with her feet
high up in the air and screaming, " Oh God ! I am coming ".
What frustrates a Sardar ?
When his wife delivers twins and he finds the father of the second
child.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 23, Sep 2003 2:42:55 AM IST
First dose of Dirty tidbits:
How would you describe a Boy and a Girl in 'Cricket Language' ?
Boy - Has a short leg between two fine legs
Girl - Has a deep gully between two long legs.
Sex is like a Card Game. If you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Whats the difference between Biology and Sociology ?
When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is Biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbour, then it is Sociology.
What is virginity ?
Its not dignity . Its simply lack of opportunity.
Why did God create orgasm ?
--- so that man should know when to
stop.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 23, Sep 2003 2:39:41 AM IST
naaku chaalaa matuku ardham kaavadam ledu nijangaa...
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 22, Sep 2003 6:49:13 PM IST
A woman went to the plastic surgeon to have her breasts enlarged. When she came home and showed her husband the bill he flipped. "$10,000?! ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST RUBBED TOILET PAPER ON THEM!"
"Why?" his wife asked.
"Because you've been rubbing it on your ass for twenty-five years, and look how big that got!"
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 22, Sep 2003 6:46:22 PM IST
Two guys and a girl were sitting in a bar drinking gin and tonics and talking about their respective professions.
The first guy says, "Im what you call a YUPPIE. You know Young Urban Professional."
The second guy says,"Well, I am what you call a DINK. You know Double Income No Kids."
Then the woman says, "Yeah Well, I'm a WIFE. You know Wash, Iron, F$&#, Etc."
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 22, Sep 2003 6:44:44 PM IST
ChI pADu vAsana
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 22, Sep 2003 11:02:30 AM IST
Few more for today from my DIRTY collection:
A Cardiologist marries a Gynaecologist and God blesses them with
twin girls. Guess what they name them ? Angina and V**ina...
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Man went to Chemist shop to buy one fourth of a Viagra tablet.
Chemist was surprised and told him that it would be useless using that small
a quantity. Man said," I am 70 and sex is out of the question. I just
want to stop peeing on my shoes."
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If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and you melted the condoms
down to make a tyre, what would you call it ? - A f***ing Good Year.
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Mans sexual states :
20s : thrice weekly
30s : twice weekly
40s : tries weekly
50s : tries and tires
60s : tries and cries
70s : tries and dies.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 22, Sep 2003 0:28:49 AM IST
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