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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 19, Nov 2006 7:09:12 AM IST
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 19, Nov 2006 7:05:15 AM IST
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Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a bestseller
Student : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
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What do you call
A woman in the heaven? An Angle
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angles
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time
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Husband : Today is SUNDAY and I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife : Why three?
Husband : For you and for ur parents
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 5:18:28 AM IST
Womer are like net VIRUS
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They ENTER ur life
SCAN your pocket
TRANSFER money
EDIT your mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE your smiles and
HANG you 4ever
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 3:43:57 AM IST
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I've run away to join a different circus.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 3:07:50 AM IST
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Hi!
I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 2:28:35 AM IST
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Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 1:52:40 AM IST
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Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 1:26:06 AM IST
annI okEdAnilO peDitE, pOstlu lEka eedAraM tokkabaDadoo!
aMdukani dAraM tokkabaDakuMDA uMDaTaniki okkakaTi pOsT tunnAnu :-P
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 1:25:29 AM IST
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 18, Nov 2006 1:09:27 AM IST
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