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ee rOjullO peteevOlluu maaTaaDEyaTamEnanDi mari.
http://discussion.telugupeople.com/discussion/index.asp?page=1&board=-3&topicCode=30&isClosed=0&tc1=6699&tc2=0&topic=Indian+stock+market+plunges+to+800+points
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 30, May 2006 10:57:31 AM IST
aay ! gollapaalem bullODu gOrO! nijamEnanDi.
mari meereppuDannaa mana gOdaari kaaDa peyaanam modaleTTi aTu Dillee gaani ,iTu bombaayi gaani, alaa kalakattaa gaanee railu banDilO peyaanam sEsunTE meekuu eepaaTiki telisE unTaadanDi mana gOdaaramma goppatanamEnTO!
mallee gOdaaramma daggaraki tirigochhEdaakaa taaganaaki mancheelu gaani,
tinaTaaniki naalugu iDDunDalu gaani,dOsalu gaani,puureelugaani,anTipallugaani,gobbarabonDaalu gaani railu TEsan_lO ekkaDannaa dorukutaayaanDi?!
enDipOyina sapaateelO, buuju paTTina samOsaalO tappa tinaDaaniki saraina tinDi dorukuddaanDi?
mana gOdaari kaaDakO , lEpOtE ijvODalO kiTnamma kaaDakO vottEnE gaani
pEnam lEsi raadanDi mari.
andukEnanDi mana gOdaarammannaa ,paapam punnum teleeni gOdaarOllannaa,naaku maa seDDaa iTTamanDi.
aay !gOdaarOllanevalnannaa aDigi suuDanDi.idE maaTa seputaaranDi mari!
asalu nannaDigitE pepenchakamlO ekkaDO akkaDakkaDaa tappa inta pesaantangaa unDE sOTE unDadanDi.
pepanchakam daakaa endukanDi mana raaTTam lOnE taaganaaki mancheelu sukkalu naanaa paaTluu paDakunDaa entamandiki dorukutunnaayanDi ?!
mari mana gOdaari jillaallO ayitE ilaa bOreyyagaanE juyy mani paiki tannukOchhEttaayanDi neellu !
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 30, May 2006 10:43:12 AM IST
Thanks Siri Siri garu
avunanDE siri gOru ..gOdAramma gurinchi enta seppinA takkuvEnDE... pushkarAla tarvAra rAjamandrAniki kotta andAlu vachchAyanDE..:) nEnO pesna aDugudAvami rOju marisipOtannAnanDE ... ee linkulannee , meeru soyamgA infarmEsan calaTTu sEsi mee parsanal albam lO peTTinaTTu anipittAndanDE... nijamEnA anDE ??
anTEnanDE mee linkulO unDEyyannee puTOlEnanDE.. eg jpg images andukE ee visayAlannee meerE sEkaristunnAranipinchi aDigEnanDE...edO manam chadivina saiTulO linkulichcheyyaDamanTE adi pedda kaTTamEvee kAdanDE..kAni dAnni sEkarinchi inkOchOTA pOsT chEsi A linkulu pampaDam anTE dAniki chAlA inTrasTu , OpikA kAvAlanDE.. marOlA anukOkanDE bAbO. mee Opikaki nA jOhArlanDE..Ay
Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 29, May 2006 7:39:42 PM IST
gollapaalem bullODu gOrO!
saanaa saanaa tEnksanDi.naa baada ardam sEsukunnanduku!
ika ikkaDa mana gOdaarOlla gurinchee,mana raajamandaram gurinchii mana pejaa naayakulEmanTunnarO inanDi..
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 29, May 2006 4:25:36 PM IST
siri siri gAru , nEnu rAyabOyEdi konchem pedda pOsTE unDochchu, sO dAnnantaTinee gOdAvari jillAla yAsa lO rAyaTamanTE ekkuva TaimE teesukunTundi.. andukE mAmoolugA rAstunnA!.
nijAniki nEnu mee pOsT ninna A karanT afairs dAram lOnE chadivAnu :)
E vishayAnnayinA chadavaTam ,chadavakapOvaTam anEdi A TApik
meeda dAnni chadavE vyakti ki unna Asakti mariyu pariNgAnam meeda AdhArapaDi unTundi.
udAharaNaku nannE teesukOnDi... nAku sTAk mArkeT gurinchi Emee teliyadu.pOyina Sukra vAram tEja nyoos choostunnappuDu sen~seks 2
rOjullO dAdApu 1287 pAyinTlu patanam chendindi ani vinnAnu. idEnTO telusukOvAli anipinchindi. sO monna Tipi lO karanT
afairs lO sTAk mArkeT ki sambandhinchina dAram kanipistE chaduvudAm ani A dArAnni Open chEsAnu. A dAram lOni modaTi renDu pOsTulu chadivAnu.. nAku sarigA ardham kAlEdu , nAku FII anTE EnTO kooDA teliyadu.. appuDu nAku " ardham kAnidAniki Em chaduvutAmlE " anipinchindi, vErE pEji kooDA chooddAm ani " preeviyas " koDitE akkaDa telugulO unna (appaTiki) Ekaika pOsT kanipinchindi (adi keerti gAridi ani vErE cheppanakkarlEdu anukOnDi) , sO ATOmETik gA mundu dAnnE chadivAnu . keerti gAru aDigina praSna choosAnu .. Ame chAlenj chEsina vishayAnni pakkana peDitE , Ame aDagAli
anukunna vishayam " asalu sTAkulu paDipOvaTam anTE EmiTi eTseTrA " , dAniki tODu Ame ekkaDnunchO teesukochchindi kAkunDA mee mATallO vivaramgA cheppamannAru ..A vishayam meeda nA feelingu kooDA adE ...nEnu kooDA telusukOvAli anukunna vishayam adi.. jenaral gA enAlasis /cAlam~s rAsEvALLu sadaru pAThakulaku vishaya pariNgAnam unTundi anukuni rAstAru , A enAlasis chadivitE nA bOTi (vishaya pariNgAnam lEni vADiki) vALLaku ardham kAdu . adi A sTAk
mArkeT meeda nAleDji unna vALLaku appeeling gA unTundi kAnee..biginars ki ardham kAdu.
ardham avutundi , avvadoo anEdi sekanDaree ... mAku lOlOna adi manaku elAnoo ardham kAdulE anna feelingu unTundi..sO
dAnni chadavaTAniki anta Asakti unDadu.
keerti gAru nEnu Em telusukOvAli anukunnAnO adE mimmalni aDagaTam valla nEnu " mee vivaraNa " chadivina tarvAtE migilina pOsT lu chadavAli ani nirNayinchukunnAnu..sO ninna meeru sTAk mArkeT gurinchi mee mATallO vivaristoo chEsina pOsT chadivAnu.. meeru chAlA bAgA vivarinchAru.. mee pOsT chadivina tarvAta nAku sTAk mArkeT gurinchi koddO goppO teliyaTam valla migilina pOsTulu annee chadavaTAniki Asakti perigindi.sO avannee chadivAnu :).sTAk mArkeT gurinchi savivaram gA teliyajEsina meekoo,praSnalu aDigi nA DauTs teerEnduku sahakarinchina keerti
gArikee dhanyavAdAlu teliyajEsukunTunnAnu.
Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 25, May 2006 3:42:46 PM IST
aay ! mari mana gOdaarammanu kuuDaa gangammalaa settaa sedaaram tOTi senDaalamgaa sEsETaaniki peyatnaalu jargutunnaayanTanDi.
ilaanTi panulu jarakkunDaa manamantaa naDum kaTTaalanDi mari. suuDanDi meerE.
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 25, May 2006 11:11:23 AM IST
haa haa Saastrulu gaaru!
nijangaanaa?! manchi jOkEsaaranDi !! aa raamaayanam chaalaa baavundi !EdO sineemaalO
naaTaka phakkeelO seetanu "seetE!" ani pilustaaDu .alaa undi!!
mee chinnatanam anTE daadaapu debhai enabhai yElla kindaTi maaTa kadanDI!!
aa rOjullO naaTakaaluu ,buRRakatalu,rikaarDing Daansuluu
manshula manasulanu ranjimpa chEsEvi.
ee sineemaaluu ,Teeveeluu ochhaaka vaaTini pOshinchEvaarE lEkunDaa pOyaaru..edO ripablik DE naaDO,haidaraabaadu duuradarSan ki gurtochhinapuDO chhavu beatukullO unna vaallani pilichi O prOgraam erEnj chEstaarantE.
naaku vuuha telisaaka okasaari "chintaamaNi" naaTakaanni chuusaa.
daanilO subbi SeTTi gaaru chintaamaNi tO aaDE maaTalaki nElameeda kuurchuni naaTakam chuustunna janaalu porli porli navvukunEvaaru! maanchi rakti tO kuuDina naaTakam kadaa adi!
meekEmannaa aa naaTakam lO maaTalu gurtunTE
cheppanDi !
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 25, May 2006 10:48:17 AM IST
siri sirigAru!
evarimATa ellAvunnA, nEnu mIrucheppina rAmAyaNam mottaM kApI chEsi oka fOlDarlO peTTA muMdutarAlavALLaki vinipiMchaDAniki
oka chinna samghaTana cheptA!
nAchinnatanaMlO narsApuraMlO pAmara bhAShalO lavakuSa nATakam vEsAru. amdulO machchukukonni saMbhAShaNalu:
1. rAmuDu: tammuDA lachchanA! mIodinagArni adavilO voggEsirA
2. laxmaNuDu: odinammA annagOru ninnu aDavilO voggEsiramannAru.
sIta: hA! (ani kiMdapaDipOvunu)
laxmaNuDu: pApaM I tallivuTTi edavatalli!
3. laxmaNuDu: nEneLLostA odinammA!
sIta: hA lachchanA! pOedavA!
iMdulO koMta aSlIlaM vunnA adi vADukagA anE mATalE
tvaragA rArA anaDAniki bEge legettukurA
tiMditini paDukkOvE anaDAniki kUDu tini toMgO ehE
I mAMDalikAlu prastutaM taggutunnaTTugA anipistOMdi. dInikikAraNaM vidyAbhyAsamE
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 25, May 2006 10:32:31 AM IST
mari shaalamma gOru anTE naaku saana bayamanDi. ee yammagOru kuuDaa O pesnEsaaranDi nannu akkaDE. "gOrnamenTu mana koolOnna kaDupuu raitannanee kaDUpuu koTTi TaakumaarkeTlO sErlu konukkunE vOllaki Dabbu daanam sEttOndi. manam koolOllakee raitulake Dabbulichhi
sErlu konukkOmanTE baagunTaadEmO
gandaa!" annaaranDi.
mari akkaDa kUDaa edO naaku telisina naalugu mukkalu seppaananDi.aay !
Shalu,
THough I must confess I am ,by now, a bit afraid of U :D,(politically correctly,your arguements:DD),I venture out to try my (bad )luck again :DDD
Problems of coolies or annadaatas( the farmers) are a plenty and are very complex and apparently can not be solved in isolation.
Everybody exploits them,though the govt claims the farmer is the backbone of the country.
From the produce produced by the farmer
by working on his farm 24x7,he hardly gets any benefit.The money he gets is seldom sufficient to pay the loans taken .It is the middle men, who buys the produce as cheaply as possible(always he manages to quote the lowest possible price to the farmer) and resells at large margins,that is who gets the lion's share of profit from agricultural produce ,not even working a day on farm,not even knowing what sweat looks like.
The farmer has to re-pay the loans taken at exorbitant interest rates from again middle men themselves or some other moneylender who always has vested interest in the affairs of the farmer.The farmer can not hold on to his agri produce to wait until the price-rise,mainly coz of pressure of loan repayment crisis.He thus gets into a vicious circle of debt trap.
The govt ,on paper atleast, introduced several institutional mechanisms like agri credit socities,rural development banks ,co-op credit societies, etc to make cheap credit available to the farmers but their success is all out there for all of us to see.
Coming to the main question of agri labour in india.,their main problem is that they lack any organisation .They are un-orgainesed labour and they have no bargaining power when it comes to daily wages.Their fate and daily wages on a day depend on the push and pull factors prevalent on a particular day and ofcourse on seasonal demand pattern for agri labours( sowing,harvesting etc seasonal demand).
Again gov introduced several schemes to give employment to agri labour in un-seasonal periods.Several Rojgaar Yojana schemes were launched to no avail.Their fate continues to be pitiable by any standards.God help them!
The gov HAS to protest that BADa saahib! There are political compulsions on one side and ofcourse economic compulsions also dictate gov behavior.So ,basically,gov HAS to protect the stock market, to protect the fledgling indian industry at any cost to protect the interests of the business magnets and to protect "itself" from falling apart.
Farmers and coolies hardly enter the considerations here while making decisions on making cheap credit available(call money) to the investers/stock brockers.
The gov never shows such a haste when it comes to raising prices for paddy/wheat/any agri produce coz it hardly pinches its bottom,whereas fall of stock market is a do or die situation for govt's very survival.
Even if we give away 100 shares of Infosys to each of our illiterate farmers,they really dont know what to do with them,how to sell them/where to sell them!Our country is ILLITERATE,OVER_POPULATED,UNDER_FED, which all are linked like a circle.
Population control needs knowledgeable people who are literate.To raise agri production requires again literacy among farmers. To make all people literate, we need population control to spread scarcely available literacy making resources /infrastructre meaningfully.So it is a circle "O".
Lets hope there comes a day when we are able to use all our vast human power effectively to compete globally.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 25, May 2006 10:14:59 AM IST
aay ! gollapalem bullODugOrO !
ninno isitram jarigindanDi.
daaraalu dorlinchE keerti gOru
karenTu efairsu daaram lO "asalu Taaku maarkeTTu paDipOtamanTE EnTi? nuvvu seppE katalannee evalannaa inTunnaarani rujuvu sEttE nEnu ee yebbu saiTu ki raajeenaamaa sEsi eTayinaa ellipOtaanu" annaaranDi.
idi mana gOdaarOlla paruvu petiTTalaki sambandinchina isayam gaabaTTi akkaDE gaTTigaa O lechharichhaananDi.
amarakkaDakelli suuDanDi kaavaltE.aay !
idanDi aa lechharu.
Keery,
Really you dont know?Ooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww!
Put in simple words You go to KiranaShop to buy groceries.when supply
is plentiFULLLLY there in market and when you can buy whatever you
want at reasonable prices,and prices of essential commodities remain stable.
Suppose there is shortage of supply of vegetables to the market,and
there is a lot of demand (too many people want to buy some XX same
thing),then you may have to pay Rs.30 per kilo for,for ex, humble onions.
In a similar way,but not exactly,when everybody wants to buy/rushes
to buy shares of a particular company ,say Narayanamurthy's
brothel, Infosys,its share prices shoot up.This may happen for
several companies over a period of time.
Now BSE SENSEX is an "index" computed taking into account some 30 or
so HOT companies' share prices at Mumbai stock exchange.This SENSEX
rises when share prices of those 30 or so hot companies'
rise but SENSEX doesnt depend only on those 30 companies for
survival but on the whole bunch of companies which are listed on Mumbai
stock exchange and whose shares are traded(bought and sold) everyday.
Now ,it is not just Indians who buy our Indian companies' shares.So
called FIIs (foreign institutional investors) who bring bag-loads of
dollars along with them and buy and buy and buy shares of Indian
companies listed on BSE.(Bombay stock exchange).When lot of such
people from abroad and India buy shares ,the stock market"goes
up"--> prices of shares of many companies go up due to demand from many people.That is called BULL market where investor is the king and he gets lot of profit by buying shares when prices are low and selling
shares when prices rise.This is called "speculation".,guessing/doing
research on a company's background whose share prices are likely to
go up in near future,say in another 3 to 6 months,then buying and selling such shares.
In the opposite scenario,due to "herd behaviour of people" which is
observed only at the times of "perceived"/"imagined" danger that ,for
ex,share prices are likely to fall suddenly in near future/ or gov is
going to introduce some law which empowers it to tax our profits at
very high rates(from 10% to 40% of profit,the present concern)etc
everybody who inveted in stock market,especially FIIs who poured in lot of money ( means like -bought tons of
onions cheaply in the hope of selling them at 100Rs a kilo in
future!) rushes to BSE to sell his sahres (onions in veg market) .Now everybody wants to sell but there is no buyer..so the prices of
shares(onions) comes drastically crashing down!(so onions now cost 25
paisa per kilo!).
That is caled meltdown of markets/crashing of markets/falling of
markets since market strength is measured by SENSEX which is nothing but reflection of share prices of companies listed on stock exchange.
Due to crashing of share prices do commodity prises go down ? or vice
versa?
Not necessarily.Prices of commodities is affected by demand
and supply and inflation.The prices of commodities like
onions,Cars,TVs etc are fixed from time to time by the
producer/seller/black marketer in the COMMODITY market and not by the
SHARE market,though I must confess they are not entirely
independent.Take for ex prices of gold which was around 7000 per 10
gm a few months ago ,is now at >10000 per 10 gm.It is partially due to rise in global demand for gold .
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Hope u got some pic of stock market now.
But never ever think of RESIGNing from tp.com.
For if u go away ,there is obviously no other daring person in tp who
can take on a HARI/a MURTHY/or a XYZ
or who can keep the threads literally rolling n running.
Needless to say ,during your recent abscence from tp.all thereads were crying aloud for you for nobody could make them rock n roll!
Everybody reads what I post but nobody would confess that for fear of losing u.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 25, May 2006 10:05:48 AM IST
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