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General Forum: Society | | FOR BAD, STUPID AND DIRTY BOYZ ONLY. UNINVITED GUESTS (READ GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN) NO COMPLAINTS PLS. | |
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Posted by: Ms. himalaya sukanya At: 21, Sep 2003 11:05:08 PM IST
:)
In a club, 2 Women, by mistake entered into the gents toilet.
They saw the "DING DONG"(in SDB's terminology!!) of a man, but not the face.
Woman 1: He is not my husband.
Woman 2: He is not even a member of the club.
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Yeh ladki bhi ajib cheez hoti hai,
kuch kaho to moohn fula leti hai aur kuch karo to pet fula leti hai.
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A girl goes to repair umbrella, The man says "uparka kapda nikalna
padega, rod sidha karke dalna padega".
Girl says "kuch bhi karo lekin paani ander nahi jana chahiye"
LOL
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 21, Sep 2003 9:16:50 PM IST
ok
Posted by: Ms. himalaya sukanya At: 21, Sep 2003 5:47:05 AM IST
whatzup
Posted by: Ms. himalaya sukanya At: 21, Sep 2003 5:38:26 AM IST
lol i meant an original male silly SDB
hey croc honey.
here are the benefits of being a women
get out of titanic first
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We never ejaculate prematurely.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look gorgeous--guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get out of speeding fines.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. .
Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
We know the truth about whether size matters.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.
We can sleep our way to the top.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
WE never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
Posted by: Ms. himalaya sukanya At: 21, Sep 2003 5:31:44 AM IST
HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts ,1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 21, Sep 2003 5:27:03 AM IST
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which eads, "Reebok." She thinks that is a bit odd and asks him
about it. Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement."
A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
He says, "It's cool baby. In a minute it's going to say 'ADIDAS"
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 21, Sep 2003 4:53:53 AM IST
1)agar road pe dikhayi deti hai..tho kya kar sakte hain..hmmmmm..sirf nazaron se rape kar sakthe hain!!!
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 20, Sep 2003 2:26:20 AM IST
4) to find out answer for this see "Ek Choti si Love Story".
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 20, Sep 2003 2:24:17 AM IST
Medical Benefits
A couple went to a sex therapists office at Manipal Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse," and charged them Rs 300.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then
leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and
we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Oberoi charges Rs.2500, Taj West End charges Rs.2000,
LeMeridien charges Rs.1500
We do it here for Rs.300, and I get Rs 250 back from Mediclaim's Medical
Benefits scheme.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 19, Sep 2003 7:03:12 PM IST
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