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Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 5:31:38 AM IST
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I will be unable to delete all the unread / worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on 4/18.
Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 4:49:53 AM IST
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I will be unable to delete all the unread / worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on 4/18.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 4:45:24 AM IST
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Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors desk, having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 4:12:46 AM IST
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You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 3:32:19 AM IST
:)
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 17, Nov 2006 3:09:50 AM IST
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I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 2:59:28 AM IST
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I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 1:39:04 AM IST
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Whats the best and worst news you can hear at the same time?
Its when your girlfriend says.. you are the best kisser among all ur friends.
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 0:39:25 AM IST
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A guide explains to d tourists at NIAGARA falls:
I welcome all of you to Niagara falls.
This is d world's largest waterfalls and sound intensity of
the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be
heard.
***Now may I requestd ladies to keep quite so that we can heard Niagara ***
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Whats the best and worst news you can hear at the same time?
Its when your girlfriend says.. you are the best kisser among all ur friends.
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Posted by: Shankar Mani Varma At: 17, Nov 2006 0:31:42 AM IST
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