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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Today's Joke | |
| Good joke.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 14, Aug 2002 7:29:59 PM IST
Please Aman no copy and paste jokes please
Posted by: RAM d At: 14, Aug 2002 6:10:10 PM IST
Aman, bagundi mi joke :-)
Posted by: Sudha Chitturi At: 14, Aug 2002 11:04:05 AM IST
This will make you smile!!!!
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said,
"No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said
I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path
of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
Posted by: Mr. Ravi At: 2, Mar 2002 1:32:35 AM IST
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