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| Thats good to hear, thanx saaru
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 12, Jul 2006 1:47:06 PM IST
KSKK/SDB is now in New Delhi on his official work...every thing is OK with him returning to Mumbai next week...
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 12, Jul 2006 1:11:30 PM IST
Hey any news about SDB/KSKK? Hope he is doing fine ... am just concerned after reading about Mumbai Blasts.. trying to call him but the line's just not goin thru..!
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Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 12, Jul 2006 12:29:17 PM IST
Prastutaaniki Ee incident gurinchina news maa company lo Rounds kodutondi .. janaalu okatey cheppukovatam & navvukovatam!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 12, Jul 2006 9:08:30 AM IST
kompamunchina kamdipoDi
maa kampenIlO oka North Indian pani chEstunnaaDu vijay ani - nemmadastuDu paigaa ati bhayastuDu - kharma kaali (enduku kaalindO taravaata telustundi Opika paTTanDi) okasaari mana dESaanikochchaaDu. oka saari aTuvaipu vaaru iTu vastE EmavutundO telusu kadaa, paapam andari chuTTAlU kalisi pachchaLLU, poDulu ichchEsaaru. 'chachchaanraa bhagavantuDA" ani tiTTukunTU evO pyaak chEsukunnaDu paapam NO ani cheppaDam iShTam lEka. panilO panigaa okaLLu ataniki kandipoDi ichchaaru.
ChicagO daakaa prayaaNam baaganE zarigindi mana Air India lO. annaTTU Air India lo sarvIsU Dramatically Improved anDoy - tinDi daggaraninchi sarvIsu daaka antaa mana achcha telugu bhaaSha lO cheppaalanTE "sUparO sUparu". sarE salasu katha ki vastE manavaaDU digi immigration ayyaaka melligaa Customs Green Channel daggaraki veLLADu. maLLI kharma kaali tana mundu evarO oka baamma, taata vaaLLa manavala meeda prEma ekkuvaipoyi maamiDi paLLu teesukochchaaraTa! antE ekkaDaninchi vachchindO oka Customs kukka ooDipaDindi. - asalE kukka - paigaa kaShTaallO undi (abbaa adEnanDI Customs lO - artham chEsukOrU!) - varasa peTTi vaaLLa Bags ni bayaTaki laagEsindi. daanitopaaTU manavaaDi saamaanulani kooDA chooDaalanipinchindO EmiTO - oka lukkEsindi.
inkEm ? 'maamalu sayyaa' anukunTU kaShTaala maamalu vEnchEsaaru - manavaaDini budhdhigaa pakkana koorchOpeTTi okokka bag vetakaTam modaleTTaaru. manavaaDikEmO vaNuku - "Margayaa rey tu Bichchu" anukunTU!
IlOgaa okaDiki kandipoDi pyaak kanipinchindi. paiki teesi "Whats this?" ani koncham Style gaa aDigaaDu - manavaaDEmanna takkuva tinnaaDA? antE Style gaa 'gan powDar ' annaaDu. ( ichchinavaaLLu daani pEru gan powDar ani cheppaaraTa - manavaaDu North Indian kadaa - 'telangu teriyaadu!' )
debbaki bhayapaDaTam maamala vantayyindi - veeDevaDO Gun Powder techchindi chaalaka techchaanu ani dhairyamgaa chebutunnaaDuroy anTU polO mani oka araDazanu mandi vachchEsaaru.
inka vaaLLa madhya sambhaaShaNa:
Customs Guy: "So you have actually brought GUN POWDER from India!"
Our Guy: "Yes I did! But whats the problem?"
Customs Guy: "Dont you know its a crime to carry explosives into this country?"
Our Guy: "Explosives? What Explosives?"
Customs Guy: "You just said you have brought Gun Powder! What did you plan to do with this?"
appuDu manavaaDiki veligindi Tubelite
Our guy: "Oh No, We EAT it! We EAT it!"
Customns guy: "What? How can you eat the Gun Powder man? Are you crazy?"
Our guy: "Oh my God, its not that gun powder you are thinking about, its made of pulses and spices in India and they call it Gun Powder because its Spicy!"
appaTiki maamalu konta Saantinchaaru - daanini Test and Taste chEsi endukainaa manchidani chetta buTTa lO paarEsi navvukunTU manavaaDini vadilEsaaru -
kanuka TIpI mitrulaara - telugu raanivaaLLaku poDulU pachchaLLU ichchETappuDu tasmaat jaagratta!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 12, Jul 2006 8:46:05 AM IST
kompamunchina kamdipoDi
maa kampenIlO oka North Indian pani chEstunnaaDu vijay ani - nemmadastuDu paigaa ati bhayastuDu - kharma kaali (enduku kaalindO taravaata telustundi Opika paTTanDi) okasaari mana dESaanikochchaaDu. oka saari aTuvaipu vaaru iTu vastE EmavutundO telusu kadaa, paapam andari chuTTAlU kalisi pachchaLLU, poDulu ichchEsaaru. 'chachchaanraa bhagavantuDA" ani tiTTukunTU evO pyaak chEsukunnaDu paapam NO ani cheppaDam iShTam lEka. panilO panigaa okaLLu ataniki kandipoDi ichchaaru.
ChicagO daakaa prayaaNam baaganE zarigindi mana Air India lO. annaTTU Air India lo sarvIsU Dramatically Improved anDoy - tinDi daggaraninchi sarvIsu daaka antaa mana achcha telugu bhaaSha lO cheppaalanTE "sUparO sUparu". sarE salasu katha ki vastE manavaaDU digi immigration ayyaaka melligaa Customs Green Channel daggaraki veLLADu. maLLI kharma kaali tana mundu evarO oka baamma, taata vaaLLa manavala meeda prEma ekkuvaipoyi maamiDi paLLu teesukochchaaraTa! antE ekkaDaninchi vachchindO oka Customs kukka ooDipaDindi. - asalE kukka - paigaa kaShTaallO undi (abbaa adEnanDI Customs lO - artham chEsukOrU!) - varasa peTTi vaaLLa Bags ni bayaTaki laagEsindi. daanitopaaTU manavaaDi saamaanulani kooDA chooDaalanipinchindO EmiTO - oka lukkEsindi.
inkEm ? 'maamalu sayyaa' anukunTU kaShTaala maamalu vEnchEsaaru - manavaaDini budhdhigaa pakkana koorchOpeTTi okokka bag vetakaTam modaleTTaaru. manavaaDikEmO vaNuku - "Margayaa rey tu Bichchu" anukunTU!
IlOgaa okaDiki kandipoDi pyaak kanipinchindi. paiki teesi "Whats this?" ani koncham Style gaa aDigaaDu - manavaaDEmanna takkuva tinnaaDA? antE Style gaa 'gan powDar ' annaaDu. ( ichchinavaaLLu daani pEru gan powDar ani cheppaaraTa - manavaaDu North Indian kadaa - 'telangu teriyaadu!' )
debbaki bhayapaDaTam maamala vantayyindi - veeDevaDO Gun Powder techchindi chaalaka techchaanu ani dhairyamgaa chebutunnaaDuroy anTU polO mani oka araDazanu mandi vachchEsaaru.
inka vaaLLa madhya sambhaaShaNa:
Customs Guy: "So you have actually brought GUN POWDER from India!"
Our Guy: "Yes I did! But whats the problem?"
Customs Guy: "Dont you know its a crime to carry explosives into this country?"
Our Guy: "Explosives? What Explosives?"
Customs Guy: "You just said you have brought Gun Powder! What did you plan to do with this?"
appuDu manavaaDiki veligindi Tubelite
Our guy: "Oh No, We EAT it! We EAT it!"
Customns guy: "What? How can you eat the Gun Powder man? Are you crazy?"
Our guy: "Oh my God, its not that gun powder you are thinking about, its made of pulses and spices in India and they call it Gun Powder because its Spicy!"
appaTiki maamalu konta Saantinchaaru - daanini Test and Taste chEsi endukainaa manchidani chetta buTTa lO paarEsi navvukunTU manavaaDini vadilEsaaru -
kanuka TIpI mitrulaara - telugu raanivaaLLaku poDulU pachchaLLU ichchETappuDu tasmaat jaagratta!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 12, Jul 2006 8:43:01 AM IST
:))
Posted by: venkat suresh chowdary At: 26, Jun 2006 8:45:51 PM IST
padmA praSnaku samAdhAnam....???
( nA Sakti koddI O... dumga )
parugO...
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Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 26, Jun 2006 8:32:28 PM IST
thx vijay
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 26, Jun 2006 8:25:32 PM IST
bAgundi nI blAg , malaks - jhalaks ..:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 26, Jun 2006 8:00:08 PM IST
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