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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | rachchabanDa (nAlgava parvam muchchaTlu) | |
| banDOLLaki danDAlu
namastE bedarU
halolololO rAjessU
antalA AvESapaDamAkanDi rAjessU, manalAnTi menTAliTI unnOLLaki ilAnTivi tappavu. mIkanDagA I banDamIda nEnunDagA mIkenduku chinta danDaga... manaki tODu mA bedaru. ekkaDikI veLLakunDA mI sTail lO mIru kanTinyU aipOnDani nA vinnapam ... I banDalO Oka sIniyar sabhyunigA(asalu uppara mITing modaleTTindi manamE, A pEru valla kondarikakkaDekkaDO jilEsindiTa, andukE mA akka I pErumIda dAram terichAru).
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 31, May 2006 7:48:20 PM IST
SvEtaa, 'Breakfast is the important meal of the Day' anTaarukadaa Daak&Tar&lu adi tinakapOtE ellaa? :)
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 31, May 2006 7:37:50 PM IST
vaav !!! adirindi pOsT raajessoo. :)
inni saar&lu manaM fOnulO maaTlaaDukunna tarvaataa kooDaa nuv kottODivani nammakapOtE ellaa? evvarinee noppinchakunDaa nuv koTTina sTail naaku nachchindi. :)
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 31, May 2006 7:34:21 PM IST
venkaT .. " mee " praSna nAku ardham kAka kAdu ... nEnoo alAnE anukunnA... kAnee porapATuna okalA pampabOyi marOlA pampArEmO ani kan~farm chEsukundAm ani aDigAnu.
ikkaDa janAla menTAliTees nAku kontavaraku telusu.. nA abjarvEshan~ prakAram meedi anta tElikagA nOru jArE swaBAvam kAdu..andukE nEnoo tondarapaDakooDadu anukunnA..andukE maLLee aDigA..antagA riyAcT kAvaTAniki asalu kAraNam...nEnu E tappoo cheyyalEdu...nA tappEm lEkunDAnE alA anEpATiki bAdha anipinchindi..nEnE kAdu !! nA sthAnam lO evarunnA alAnE feel avutArani nA abhiprAyam.
intavaraku nEnu chEsE pOsTulu choosina prati okkarikee Edi ardhamayinA , ardham kAkapOyinA ... nEnu saradA gA mATlADaTAniki prayatnistAnu anEdi mAtram spashTam ayyi unTundi ...anE nEnu anukunTunnAnu..
sarE mee praSnE teesukundAm..
ikkaDa evaru elA mATlADatAranE dAnni pakkana peDitE...nEnu elA mATlADatAnu..enduku alA mATlADatAnu anEdi ippuDu nEnu cheppabOtunnA..
nEnu banDa ekkina modaTi rOjE cheppAnu.. nAku ikkaDi vAtAvaraNam nachchindi ani..paigA nAku telugu anTE makkuva ekkuva.. nEnu ikkaDivALLatO bAgA kalisipOvAli anukunnAnu kAbaTTE " ryAging " anE TApik teesukochchi andaritO talA oka mATA anipinchukunnA...alA ayitE andaritO tvaragA kalisipOvachchu ani.. kAnTravarsees ki nEnu chAlA varaku dooramgAnE unTA.. meelO kontamandiki adi telisE unTundi.
nEnu mee andaritO saradAgA mATlADAli ani prayatnistunnAnE tappa evarinee ibbandi peTTaTlEdu.. nEnu kAmeDee chEstE adi
venkaT vishayam lOnO lEka SwEta gAritO mATlADETappuDO mAtramE chEstAnu..adi ikkaDa andarikee telusu..endukanTE vALLiddarE okarnokaru ATa paTTinchukunTAru ...adi kEvalam saradAgA chEsEdE tappa mimmalni evarinee ibbandi peTTAlani chEsEdi kAdu.
ika asalu praSna nEnu enduku alA mATlADatAnu ani kadA ! ..
gamanika : pOsTulO ikkaDnunchi konni mODificEshan~s chEsAnu (rAtri .. nEnu chEsina pOsT ki mee samAdhAnam chadivina
tarvAta). nEnu mATlADEdi meeku enduku ardham kAvaTlEdO nAkayitE teliyaTlEdu.. nEnu mATlADEdi venkaT okkarikE ardham kAvaTlEdO lEka adi vErE sabhyulandarikee ardham kAvaTlEdO kooDA teliyadu. nEnu mATlADE TApik dAniki sambandhinchina vyaktulaku mAtram tappakunDA ardham avutundi. ika pAta vishayAlu lEvanettutAvu annAru... avunu...nEnu konta varaku chadivE vALLaku Asakti kaliginchE vidhamgA pOsT chEstunTAnu.. ee rOju nEnu cheppina vishayam (veraiTee kAmbinEshan~ gurinchi) SwEta gAriki gurtunDE unTundi. sO Ameku sambandhinchina varaku adi vinta praSnEmee kAdu.. kontamandiki nEnu alA mATlADaTam Asakti kaliginchi unDochchu..kontamandiki adi nAn~sen~s lA anipistundi ani nEnu assalu oohinchalEdu..adi nA duradRushTam.inkA intavaraku nEnu oka diSa lEkunDA (talA tOkA lEkunDA) mATlADutunnAnu ani anukOlEdu..eppaTikappuDu nA pOsTulameeda evarayinA praSnalu vEstE vivaristoonE unnAnu. nEnu TaimpAs ki rAvaTlEdu Ti.pi ki ... telugu lO mATlADukOvachchu ani vastunnAnantE..andukE chAlA varaku ikkaDi sabhyulu cheppinavi gurtupeTTukunnAnu.. jasT Taim pAs ki vastE adantA avasaram lEdu..alAnE pEjeelu tiragEsi antA chadava valasina avasaram lEdu.. evarEm mATlADutunnAru ani telusukOvalasina avasaram antakanTE lEdu..mana vALLu anukoni mATlADaTam nEnu chEsina tappidam gAnE bhAvistunnAnu.
alAnE ikkaDi vishayAla meeda ati gA " Asakti " choopistE , adi " anAsaktata " ku dAriteesi nannu " aSaktuDni " chEsindi ani " anubhavapoorvakam " gA telusukunnAnu.
ika aligi veLLipOtAvu annAru... nEnu sAdhAraNamgA Edee madhyalO vadilEsi veLLanu..nEnu nijamgAnE vAkauT cheyyadalachukunTE akkaDE kAraNAlu vivaristAnu..nEnu cheppakunDA veLLipOtE eppaTikee nA meeda alAnTi aBiprAyamE unDipOtundi kadA.. A kAraNam chEtanE ippuDidi pOsTutunnA.. "si.so.ka " dArAniki nEnu veLLakooDadu ani DisaiD chEsukunna venTanE akkaDE nAku A dAramlO nachchani vishayam EnTO cheppAnu...tarvAta surEsh jee, SreenivAs jee dAnni banDa meeda prastAvistE inkA vivaraNa ichchAnu..dAni valla nEnu cheppindi entavaraku sababu anEdi vAriki telisindi..
nEnu Epril 27 2006 na banDa ekkAnu... appaTnunchi nEnu chEsina pOsTulannee gamanistE, avi chAlA varaku Difen~siv gAnE unTAyi.. andari praSnalakee Opika gA vivaraNalu ichchukunToo vastAnu.. inka janAlaki Asakti kaliginchaTAniki kooDA nEnu konni pOsTulu kAmeDee gA chEstunTAnu...inkA prAsa kudaraTAniki padAlu vetiki AsaktikaramgA rAyaTAniki prayatnistunTAnu..evarinee ibbandi peTTananta varaku , alA cheyyaTam sariyainadE ani nEnu innALLoo anukunnAnu.
asalu samasya ekkaDochchindanTE ....nEnu kotta vADni kAdu ani mee andari abhiprAyam.. nEnu pAtavADnE anukuni, nEnu cheppEvi nammakapOvaTam vallE vachchindi ee prOblam.
mee andarikee nEnu kottavADnE morrO ani cheppukunnA adi alAnE kanTinyoo avutundi... mee andarinee namminchi mimmalni oppinchavalasina avasaram nAku lEdu...anE nEnu ippuDu bhAvistunnAnu.
nEnu cheppina vishayAlu Evee banDa meedi janAlu nammalEdu..(nammanaTTu naTinchArEmO nAku teliyadu ) ..
nijAniki meerantA eppuDayitE nannu nammaTlEdu anE feelingu nAlO perigindO.. appaTnunchE nAku banDa meeda Asakti taggindi.. kAvAlanE wAching mOD lO unTunnAnu.andukE ninna nA gurinchi prastAvana vachchina tarvAtE nEnu pOsT chEsAnu. dEnikayinA oka limiT anToo unTundi.. nannu nammaTlEdu anE feeling nAlO unchukuni ennALLani nEnu unDagalanu??
saDan gA rAvATam mAnEstE bAgOdu ...nannu A mundu rOju evarayinA EmannA saradAgA anunTE nEnu dAnni seeriyas gA teesukunnAnani andaroo anukOvachchu.. | nEnu rAkapOvaTAniki | kAraNam vALLE ani vErE sabhyulu anukOvachchu..plas nannu Teej chEsina sabhyuloo bhujAlu taDumukOvachchu...ee gOla antA endukani smoot egjiT kOsam eduruchoostunnA...andukE ee parvam mugisina tarvAta banDaku swasti chebudAm anukunnAnu.. kAnee ee rOju barasT avvaka tappalEdu.:(
kAnTravarsees ki dooram ani cheppinavADu ..deenni inta seeriyas gA teesukuni...eks planEshan~ enduku istunnADu ani meeru anukOvachchu..dAniki kooDA nA daggara samAdhAnAlu unnAyi.. 1) nEnu Emee cheppakapOtE nA gurinchi meerantA meekishTamayina vidhamgA oohinchukunTAru..adi nAku ishTam lEdu..andkukE nA feelingsu cheppAli anukunnAnu...nEnu sAdhAraNamgA dEnnayinA spOrTiv gAnE teesukunTA , kAnee inta rachcha ku kAraNamayina A pOsTu nA vyaktitvAnni praSninchaTamE kAka , kaneesam banDa meeda nA uniki ni kooDA sahinchalEkapOtunnaTTu dhvaninchindi..andukE taTTukOlEka pOyAnu..kanTrOl chEsukOvaTam nAku chEta kAlEdu :( ..inkA apanammakam valla elAnTi vipareetAlu, misanDarsTAnDingsoo vastAyO teliyachEddAmani..2) konni chooDaTAniki chAlA chinna vishayAlu anipinchinA avi entaTi sunnitamayina vishayAlO (sen~siTiv ishyoos ) chepdAm ani.. alAnE 3) nAlAnTi vyaktitvam kalavALLu kooDA unTArani okarainA telusukunTArani.. meelO evarayinA ee pedda pOsTu chadivitE kaneesam vALLayinA fyoocharlO kottagA vachchE sabhyulni " veeDu pAta vADE " anE kONamlO kAka.. tOTi sabhyuDigA kan~siDar chEstArani chinna ASa. alA ani nEnu evarinee anumAninchoddu anaTam lEdu...A anumAnAnni vArAlu /nelala tarabaDi kanTinyoo cheyyoddu ani mAtramE cheptunnAnu.
ee pOsTu maree peddadi avvaTam valla meelO evarayinA chaduvutArani nAku nammakam lEdu...okavELa evarayinA chadivi unTE vAriki nA kRutaNgatalu teliyajEstunnAnu..inta pedda pOsT chEsina tarvAta banDameeda nArmal flO lO mATlADaTam konchem kashTamE!..adee gAka ... tikkalODu ,veeDni EmanTE elA teesukunTADO ani meerandaroo anukOvaTam valla ..nAtO anta freegA mATlADalEkapOvochchu..A kRutrima palakarimpulu BarinchaTam kashTamE!!..
vAtAvaraNAnni tElika parachElA mATlADAlanTE.... venkaT nEnu bhAdha paDDAnu ani telisina tarvAta chEsina pOsTukee , dAniki mundu nannu uddESinchi chEsina pOsTukee tEDA ni gamaninchanDi.renDava pOsTulO , tana praSnEmiTO vErE vidhamgA cheppaTam valla andulO tappEmee unnaTTu kanipinchadu... mundE alA aDigunTE nEnu ilA manasu pADuchEsukOvalsina avasaram lEdu..adE modaTi pOsTu teesukunTE adi vErElA anipistundi... nEnu dAnni " vyaktaparachaTam lO lOpam " gAnE kan~siDar chEstunnAnu...
nEnu ichchina vivaraNa ( ee pedda pOsTu ) dvArA nEnu vyaktaparachAli anukunna bhAvAlu sarayina paddati lO vyaktaparachaTam lO safaleekRutuDinayyAnanE bhAvistunnAnu.
nEnu vastE rAjes gAnE vastAnu tappa mAru vEshamlO rAvAlsina avasaram nAku lEdani mee andarikee teliyajEstunnAnu.
I am really sorry , if I hurt any one knowingly or un knowingly...I am not just saying it..I mean it.
dhanyavAdAlu...rAj.es
Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 31, May 2006 7:28:42 PM IST
enduku maaTlaaDanoo. andarini pilustunnaa antE antE. :)
nEnu kramaM tappakunDaa rOjoo 7:30 ki tinTaanu OT meel seeriyal .
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 31, May 2006 7:25:45 PM IST
ayyaa saaroo, raajessoo, mokkaa, surEshoo, nishee evvarainaa unnaaraa? nEnunkO araganTalO veLLipOtaanu. ee rOju 31 kadaa maa praajecT sTETas&lu heDaafeesuki pampukOvaali chaalaa panundi.
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 31, May 2006 7:20:45 PM IST
hallO SvEtaa. mee brEk faasT ayyindaa?
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 31, May 2006 7:15:12 PM IST
banDOLLaki danDaalu.
hallO bhaaskaraa antaa baagEnaa?
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 31, May 2006 7:06:50 PM IST
rachchabanDa mitrulandariki Subho^dayam / Subharaatri
anupamagaaru baagunnaaraa? go^daavari sinimaa chu^Saaraa?
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 31, May 2006 9:32:14 AM IST
:)) sulaesaa bei bei
Posted by: venkat suresh chowdary At: 31, May 2006 3:21:12 AM IST
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