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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | allari vallari | |
| nImIda nAkenduku kOpam P R Asanthi ? kApOtE nuvvE nannu ishTamochchinaTTu tiTTEdAnivi. pOnIlE, mottAniki nA mIda kOpam pOyinannamATa nIku.
bAgundi nI pEru katha.
annAy , samasya ki vIpu chUpinchi pAripODAniki mEmEmaina uttarakumAruli vArasulainA charitra 10 sArlu tappinOLLamA?
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 22, Jun 2005 3:24:59 PM IST
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an exam. if the patients pass, they are free to leave. If thet fail, the institution will detain them for 7 years. The three patients are taken to the top of a diving board over looking an empty swimming fool. The patient is asked to jump. He he jumps and breaksboth arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient refuses to jump. "You'r free, but why didn't you jump? asked the doctor. "I can't swim!" said the patient.
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ha..haaa.haaaaaaaaaaaa:-)
Posted by: BHADRA At: 22, Jun 2005 2:47:55 PM IST
thanks manoopuli, i hv done the needful.
Posted by: DoBoy At: 22, Jun 2005 2:13:39 PM IST
Pls post in this thread ''Offbeat n Jokes -> ~~Soft Humor ~~~~~~''...Appreciated//doboy
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 22, Jun 2005 12:57:44 PM IST
HUSBAND TO WIFE:Darling , i still remember 1 year back, while ur body shape was like a coke bottle. Why have to become like this now?
WIFE TO HUSBAND: IT IS THE SAME HONEY, BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE NOW IS, IT WAS 300 ML THEN, NOW IT IS 1.5 LTS.
Posted by: DoBoy At: 22, Jun 2005 12:27:17 PM IST
eMta nA mIda kOpamaitE mAtraM nA pEruni khUnI chEstArA bAbA gAru :))
kiraN gAru 'lakshmi' pEru venuka O chinna katha uMdaMDi. asalu mA ammA,nAnna paLLeMlO rAsina pEru 'veMkaTa satyasAyi SivanAga praSAMti'. ayitE mA skUllO 'lakshmi' ani okammAyi uMDEdi. 'lakshmi' ani peTTukuMTE Dabbulu bAgA vastAyi ani cheppiMdi. muMdu aMta pedda kirITaM eMdukanukoni, 'lakshmi' ani mArchEsukunnAnu nEnu. (iMta varaku 'lakshmi' ayitE rAlEdu..:))
aMdarU nannu praSAMti anE pilustAru (EdO appuDappuDu abhimAnaM koddI 'aSAMti' ani kUDA aMTU uMTAru:)))
lakshmi aMTE nannu kAka evarinO pilichinaTTu uMTuMdaMDi.
ika kAmeMTla guriMchi, nAkaitE nachchAyi.
modaTlO nEnu kanipiMchina poyeTrI saiT`lO allaa kavitalu anukunnavannI (nAku annI appaTlO alAgE anipiMchAyi) pOsTEdAnni.
http://authorsden.com/visit/author.asp?id=7336
Posted by: Ms. Prasanthi Uppalapati At: 22, Jun 2005 12:13:27 PM IST
mIku telIndE@mvundI! rOjU chUstunnArugA? kondaru SLIME laku budhdhi chepdAmani
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 22, Jun 2005 11:54:22 AM IST
adEmkAdanDi edO lOkajnAnam koraku antE......!
Posted by: BHADRA At: 22, Jun 2005 11:54:05 AM IST
enduku bhadrA gArU? akkaDa bITEddAmanA? akkaDA manOLLE unTAru.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 22, Jun 2005 11:43:17 AM IST
I’m in 1st term holidays...
yep,of course now·a·days i'm regular visiter to tp poetry comment section..//kiran;)
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 22, Jun 2005 11:39:01 AM IST
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