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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | !!!rachchabamDa !!! (mUDOparvam muchchaTlu ) | |
| mitrulandariki Subho^dayam / Subharaatri
hallo^ vinaayakamgaaru
ki^rtibaagunnaavaa? e^nTi sangatulu
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 4, Feb 2006 8:09:26 AM IST
halO kIrtI..:))
aTlanA .. kshEmamgAnE umDEdi..kIrti gArU
mIru poddunnE vachchAru mari EmautumdO (BAskar )
emayyA pUjArI kIrtigAri kobbarikAya koTTAvA.. lolll
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 4, Feb 2006 8:07:32 AM IST
oka dukANam mUyuTa imkO dukANam teruchuTakorakE....
halO ammaDU..imkA bajjO lE..!!
guD mANimgs...
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 4, Feb 2006 7:47:59 AM IST
unnA bedarU, dukANam kaTTEstunnA, nI jOk chadivi.
andarikI hEppI vIkenD
gO sTIlars gO
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 4, Feb 2006 3:03:53 AM IST
bedaroo unnaavaa? dukaaNam band che^stunnaa. veLLe^ mundu o^ jo^k cheppi veLataa.
A guy charged with murder was sentenced to life and goes to prison.
That was his first day and sits in the prison yard crying.
An old timer of prison walking by looks at this guy and goes to console him.
Old Timer : Hey, how you doing?
Guy : okay (Still crying)
Old Timer : That's okay. Prison is not all that bad. Do you know on Monday's we get to watch a new movie?
Guy : Oh! That's nice. I love movies.
Old Timer : On Tuesday's we play basketball whole day and booze during night.
Guy : Oh! That's nice. I love Basketball and love beer.
Old Timer : On Wednesday's we cook Italian food through out the day and you can eat all you want till midnight.
Guy : (Gets little excited) Oh! That's nice, I love Italian Food. Prison is not that bad after all.
Old Timer : Wait!!! here is the good part about prison. Are you a homo sexual?
Guy : No. Why?
Old Timer : Oh! Ho! you are not going to like rest of the week then.
Guy : ?????
he^ve^ nais veekenD fo^ks :)
Posted by: Mr. Srinivas Turlapati At: 4, Feb 2006 2:48:44 AM IST
Posted by: Andhra Ammayi At: 3, Feb 2006 7:49:43 PM IST
nAku mI aiDI tO panEnTanDI, mIru telugammAyE. nAkalA pilavaDam ishTam .
mIku nA dhanyavAdAlu, bODanta in~farmEshan ichchAru ToronTO gurinchi. dAnnibaTTi nAkarthamaindEnTanTE, nEnokkaDinE lingulingumanTU kArEsukuni utti sannAsedavalA I chalikAlam lO veLLEkanTE eppuDO okappuDU nA elpI ni tIsukuni veLLi mIru cheppinavannI chUDDam chAlA uttamam anipistOndi. adE chEstA. sO TorenTO Trip kEn~sil prastutAniki. veLtE giltE DaivOrudyOgarItyA nayAgarA uttinE alA O poddunnE veLLi sAyantram vachchEsETTu veLLostAm . mIru cheppinavannE kavar chEyAlanTE kanIsam mUDrOjulu kAvAli.
A dIvulu chUDAlanTE pakkana tODu lEpOtE bAgOdu, A prasavaSaruDu kshaminchaDu. adgadI sangati.
aunu sulEsA... nEnu 99 nunDi dESadimmarini. idi nAlugOsAri amErikA rAvaDam . konni fEmilI prOblem~s valla nEnu mI lA seTil kAlEkapOyAnu ikkaDa
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 4, Feb 2006 2:25:58 AM IST
baagunnaananDi gatavaaram hevi^ sheDyu^lu renDu ro^julu SelavupeTTaanu inTidaggare^ unnaanu ika niddaro^vaali i^ ro^ju madyaahnamu nidrapo^yaanu
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 4, Feb 2006 1:01:15 AM IST
hallo^ niranjan`gaaru kshe^mame^naa?
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 4, Feb 2006 0:51:10 AM IST
Posted by: Andhra Ammayi At: 3, Feb 2006 10:51:23 PM IST
soari anDi naaku kanapaDa laedu..aandhra ammayi gaaru
Posted by: venkat suresh chowdary At: 4, Feb 2006 0:33:57 AM IST
bedaru^ nyu^jersi^ eppuDelutunnaavu akkaDa maatammuDunnaaDu mi^relataananTe^ pho^n` nembaru mail` che^staanu
okave^La nyu^jersi^ velite^ne^ cheppanDi maa vaaDochchi mimmalini kalustaaDu
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 4, Feb 2006 0:32:24 AM IST
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