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telivi yokintalEniyeDa (dRUptuDanai karibhangi sarvamun
delisitinanchu garvitamatin viharinchiti(dolli yippuDu
jjvalamatulaina panDitula sannidhi ninchuka bOdhaSaalinai
teliyanivaa(Danai mela(gitingatamayye nitaantagarvamun
konchemu telisinantanE garvamutO virraveegaanu.
kaani ippuDu panDitula bOdhalavalla teliyani vaaDe vale vunnaanu.
venukaTi naa garvamantaa pOyinadi. ani arthamu.
--bhartRuhari
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 21, Mar 2006 10:57:36 AM IST
tiviri yisumuna(dailambu ( deeyavachhu (
davili mrugatRushNalO neeru( draavavachhu(
dirigi kundETi kommu saadhimpavachhu (
jEri muurKhula manasu ranjimparaadu.
prayatnistE isuka nunDi noone teeyavachhunu.
enDamaavulalO neeru traagavachhunu.
tirigi kundETi kommuni saadhincha vachhunu
kaanee muurKhula manassunu maatramu ranjimpa lEmu. ani arthamu.
--bhartRuhari
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 21, Mar 2006 10:47:24 AM IST
teliyani manujuni sukhamuga (
delupandagu sukhataramuga delupa (ga vachhun
delisina vaanindelisiyu (
deliyani naru ( delpa brahma dEvuni vaSamE ?
teliyani vaaniki suluvuga telupavachhunu.
telisina vaaniki atisulabhamuga telupavachhunu
telisee teliyani vaaniki vivarinchuTa brahmadEvuni taramu kuuDaa kaadu. ani arthamu.
--bhartRuhari
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 21, Mar 2006 10:39:58 AM IST
vEmana Satakamu
http://discussion.telugupeople.com/discussion/index.asp?page=1&board=-3&topicCode=64&isClosed=0&tc1=2267&tc2=0&topic=Padandi++mana+Vemana+padyamokati%21%21%21%2D%2D%2D%2D%2D%2D%2D%2D%2DSiri+Siri
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 21, Mar 2006 10:32:03 AM IST
aarambhincharu neechamaanavulu viGnaayasa santastrulai
yaarambinchi parityajinturu viGnayattulai madhyamul
dheerul viGnanihanyamaanu laguchun dhRutyunnatOtsaahulai
praarabdaardhamu lujjagimparu sumee prajnanidhul gaavunan
viGnamulu ,Srama kalugunani adhamulu asalu panini modalu peTTaru.madhyamulu panini mahyalO vadilipeDataaru.
uttamulu kaaryamunaku enni aDDankulu vachhinanuu saadhinchE varakuu vadili peTTaru
--BhatRuhari
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 20, Mar 2006 5:58:49 PM IST
vidyachE bhUshituDayi velayuchunna (
doDari varjimpa nagu ( jumee durjanunDu
chaaru maaNikya bHUshita Sasta masta
kambu gala pannagamu bhayankaramu gaade
durjanuDu vidya galavaaDainanu snEhamu chEyaraadu.
chakkani maNulunnanuu paamu daggaraku chErukOmu kadaa?!
--BhatRuhari
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 20, Mar 2006 5:50:22 PM IST
siri inkaa allari maanalEdaa???:)
haay anu elaa vunnaavu???
Posted by: Aruna At: 18, Mar 2006 10:12:58 PM IST
So the big question is:
why did the chicken cross the road?
vai DiD da siken kraas da rOD ?
ee pesnaki everevaru elaa samaadaanam septaarO suuddaamanDi:
Saktamma gOru:
ee rOjullO siken pillalaki
bottigaa siggulEkunDaa pOtOndi mari.
siggulEkunDaa baay PrenDu kOsam alaa
onTarigaa siken rOD kraass cheyyochhaa?raaniy
daannE aDugutaanu.
anupamma gOru:
ee sikenu pilla ninnamonnaTidaakaa
dhavalEswaram daggara gOdaaroDDuna
sEpalu ammukOnEdi.ippuDilaa singaarinchukuni
Tingu rangaa anTuu ekkaDiki bayaludErindO ?!
Edainaa ee kaalam siken pillalaki maaTa
seppalEkapOtunnaamanukOnDi.
Andhraa ammaay gOru:
asalu vraasEvaLLaki buddhi vundaa?
siken kaadu chiken ani vraayaali.
paigaa chinna chiken pilla !
tappulu vraasi daaniki anyaayam cheyyochhaa ?!
amrapaalamma gOru:
chiken rOD kraass chEsi
naa daggara ashTapadulu vindaamani vastOndi.
daaniki bhajagOvindam kooDaa vinipistaa!
vinakapOtE daani burra raamakeertana paaDistaa!!
raadha maadhav ammagOru :
siri gOruu! mee pakkanunDi !!
maa sikenellipOtOndi !!
kaasta paTTukOnDi daanni!!
inkaa ee rOju adi guDDu peTTalEdu !!
keertammagOru:
hari deennEdO chEsunTaaDu!
Em harii,daaniki nee gajji gaani anTinchaavaa ?
alaa gOkkunTuu vellipOtOndi ?!! :)) :))) :))))
mises sWEta gaaru:
jaraa dEkhO bhaay !
siken sallagaa botunTE gaTTa
pariSaanayi juuttavEnTi.
malla pakaDO daanni palaav jeyyaala!
Bhaaskar gaaru:
ee chiken rOD krass chEsi naa presiDenTu padaviki
pOTeeki raavaDam lEdu gadaa?!
ayinaa kaavachhu. nEnu kattitO
yuddaaniki siddamgaa unTaanu.endukainaa manchidi!
bujji bujjidi gaaru:
adi kokkorOkO ani nEnu kottagaa pOsTu sEsina
kotta sineemaalOni paaTa liriks aDagaDaanikostOndi.
hayagreeva muurti gaaru:
ee chiken enduku rOD kraass chEstOndO
naakartham kaakunDaa vundi.
naa daggara kadhalu vinaDaaniki raavaDam lEdukadaa?
ayinaa bhaaratam lO kuuDaa chiken la vETa
meeda oka kadha undi.aa katha seputaanu vinanDi.
saayi kiran kumaar gaaru
upanishattullO ee vishayam gurinchi
ekkaDaa vinnaTTu lEdE ?!
mises shaalamma gOru:
chi..... chi
ke ............ ke
n............. n ! ani vraayaali.
taata gaaru:
hu hu hu..
maa rOjullO ayitEnaa..ilaa chiken rOD enduku kraas chEsindani
aDigEvaallam kaadu.
evarO chuusi chiken rOD kraas chEsindani
cheppE vaaru.
mEmu vini oorukonEvaallam antE!
ee rOjullO pillalaki telivitETalekkuvai pOyaayi kadaanDi mari !
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said
unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Einstein(again): Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Aristotle: To actualize its potential
Aristotle(again): It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann Friedrich von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chickenwas on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
SADDAM HUSSEIN #2: It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Ronald Reagan: Well,...................
Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Bill Clinton: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I havenever known any chickens.
Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their
motives called into question.
JOHN F. KENNEDY: Ask not what road this chicken crossed. Ask what road you can cross for that chicken.
Bill Clinton (again): I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken
a job in New York.
Bill Clinton (also, again): Define "cross."
Mishima: For the beauty of it. Thechicken's extension of its sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into thesouls not only of the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden sexual desire for their exquisite comrade. The dark courage of the chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the
deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.
Johnny Cochran: The chicken didn't cross the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right
under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and thinking about his family.
Siskel: I don't know why it crossed the road, but I loved it. Thumbs up!
Ebert: I disagree. The whole thing left the audience wondering; the
chicken's crossing the road was never clearly explained and the
chicken didn't emote very well. It couldn't even speak English!
Thumbs down.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Whocares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive
there was.
JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it frigging wanted to. That's the frigging reason.
Michael Kinsley: But you both agree it did cross the road, right? See, John. I'm right as usual.
ROSS PEROT: Now I'm glad you asked that question. Take a look at
this graph, you see? Here's some of our American chickens. Overhere we got some of them Japanese chickens. Now are you listening to me? It's just as plain as the nose on my face.
DAVID LETTERMAN: Ahhh, yes, chickens. Ha HA! How 'bout THAT,there Paul? You ever eat any chickens? Yessirree.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand tonight's top ten list. Ha HA! The
top ten reasons the New York chicken did NOT cross the road.
That's right. Did NOT cross the road. Ha HA!
MARCIA CLARK: Indeed, why DID the chicken cross the road? And then we may ask where was this chicken the night of June 17? Does
it know where the bloody glove was? The LAPD seems to be interested in this chicken. I think you'll find this chicken wasa close confidante of OJ's.
Pat Buchanan: to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to
trample him and keep him down.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken had gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
TEDDY ROOSEVELT: Speak softly and carry a big chicken across the road.
Bill Gates: I have just released "Chicken Coop 98", which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did *not*
cross the road.
Oliver Stone:
The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road? But is rather,
"Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our
haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
Darwin(again):
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in
such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its
pancreas.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
O.J. Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with the chicken at the time.
New Yorker:
Get that freakin' chicken off the freakin' road or I'll break its
freakin' neck!
New York Chicken:
Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Bill Clinton(Again):
This administration will do everything within its power to provide free access to ALL chickens on ALL our nations roads, at ANY cost.
Hillary Clinton:
That's MY chicken.
BILL CLINTON(again): Now, I will admit that while I was governor ofArkansas, I saw a lot of chickens. However, I do not know thischicken. This chicken is simply trying to gain some attention in professing to have crossed this road. This presidency will not be respond to, nor be affected by, any of the lies that this chicken concocts.
BILL CLINTON #2: I have no recollection of exposing myself to this chicken, although it may be a possibility inasmuch as I
regularly adjust, lower or remove my pants in the course of normal grooming or hygienic routine, and this chicken may have
been inadvertently included on one such occasion. I do, however,deny that I then directed this chicken to perform anything that would fall outside her normal duties and shake her so much as to compel her to cross the road.
Melanie Griffith:
Don't lie about your chicken. Defy it.
DARTH VADER: It can cross, but it cannot escape its DESTINY.Join me on the dark side of the road! Do not underestimate the
power of the road!
Dan Quayle:
Chikken, did sumone saye chikken?
Jack Nicholson:
You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!
Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!
ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's sideof the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship withthe client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken useits skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and
experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support
of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road
analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to Synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry
cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an environment which was
strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon aconsistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with
the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration
solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to becomemore successful.
RONALD REAGAN: I don't recall.
THE POPE: That is only for God to know.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 18, Mar 2006 4:28:25 PM IST
hai Sakti maa!
varking aan samtHing pesal !
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 18, Mar 2006 1:46:35 PM IST
sirii !!! sirii......sirii.... sirii.....ekkaDa vunnaavu.....
Posted by: Mrs. ψ శకి౨ ψ At: 18, Mar 2006 1:33:21 PM IST
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