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General Forum: Society | | FOR BAD, STUPID AND DIRTY BOYZ ONLY. UNINVITED GUESTS (READ GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN) NO COMPLAINTS PLS. | |
| okanATi sAyantram tenAli rAmalingaDu oka kiLLI banku daggara kiLLI vEsukuni dammu pIkutU dikkulu chUstunnADu. appuDu molla chankalO kODi peTTani, chEtilO kukka pillani paTTukuni aTugA naDichostOndi. iddarikI konchem chanuvundilEnDi. adi chUsi rAmalingaDu "mollA, kukkanistAvA peTTanistAvA?" ani aDigADu. appuDu molla vekkirimpugA navvutU "nEnnIku ammanurA" anEsi chakkA pOyindi.
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 16, Sep 2003 7:25:15 PM IST
Croc send me my commision...wire it now!!!LOL
*meanwhile calling 911 to arrest croc for stealing my jokes*
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 16, Sep 2003 7:14:30 PM IST
good joke
Posted by: Ravindra K At: 16, Sep 2003 3:58:10 PM IST
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly hacked her
first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband
cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how
much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a
broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked,
"Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours nonstop , the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
"How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO WAY. Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 16, Sep 2003 3:47:57 PM IST
so better you sleep day and night....and also in first night...
Posted by: Ravindra K At: 16, Sep 2003 3:34:22 PM IST
he he he good creation...
Posted by: Ravindra K At: 16, Sep 2003 3:18:28 PM IST
I guess DP is Virgo..will tell the reason if it is true!!
//LEO
Most Leos are living on welfare.
//
LOL
Me too Leo..
excellent creativity..SDB..
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 16, Sep 2003 2:48:27 PM IST
ayitE mottAniki nA Atma katha prapanchAnikantaTikI telisipOyindannamATa hu@m Emi chEstAmu cheppu? antA I himAlaya mUlAnE... evarikaitE teliyakUDadanukunnAnO AmekE telisipOyindA ... hayyO ... ippuDu nA mukhAnni himAlayakelA chUpinchanU? Ame chadivitE chadivindi, nA priyamaina vishNupriyAni pilichi marI cheppindi... inkEmautundO ... nA bhavishyattu gatEnTO !!! *requesting for a pack of tissues*
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 16, Sep 2003 10:51:40 AM IST
ek choti si love story!!! LOL
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 16, Sep 2003 4:15:20 AM IST
got to go see you later at the lake
Posted by: Ms. himalaya sukanya At: 16, Sep 2003 3:57:13 AM IST
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