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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | posukolu kaburlu | |
| next day morning when the barber goes to open the shop
he finds a dozen indians waiting for him lol
Posted by: Mr. Subhash S At: 19, Jun 2003 9:45:08 PM IST
malla eppudu free gaa chestau ani card pedthaadu..:-))
Posted by: Ms. Gangothri At: 19, Jun 2003 9:12:07 PM IST
There is this good old barber in some city in the US.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes
to
pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept
money
from you. I am doing community service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when
the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen
roses waiting at his door.
A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber
after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept
money from you. I am doing community service.
"The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the
barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting at his door.
An Indian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to
pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I
cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."
The Indian software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what
he finds there...
Can you guess?
Posted by: Raja At: 19, Jun 2003 7:33:11 PM IST
evarevarunnaru ikkada
Posted by: V E N K A T At: 19, Jun 2003 3:36:49 PM IST
hi all.. happty to c u all again...
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 19, Jun 2003 12:17:52 PM IST
mA kampenI lo "EDS Anthem" (EDS is the company where I'm working) ani oka pEraDI pATani anTUnTAmu, tappakunDA navvostundi, kAvAlanTE sudeepi@yahoo.com ki mail koTTanDi nEnu pamputA. It is .wav file.
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 19, Jun 2003 11:51:39 AM IST
mee maaTa mannipalEni maa dusThiki
kshantavyulam sahodaraa
Selavu
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 18, Jun 2003 7:38:13 AM IST
already chadivite malla chadavandii!..:)
Call center jobs: people wonder why they r paid so
much.............for just being on the phone. Take a look:
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can
you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"
Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)
Tech Support:: "Well then we can't-"
Customer:: "It says 'no dial tone'."
Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now.
You need to-"
Customer:: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have
to try a few times, and it will let me through."
Tech Support:: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now
because you're on the phone with me."
Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."
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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery
store."
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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
Posted by: Raja At: 18, Jun 2003 1:06:39 AM IST
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