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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Joke of the Day | |
| The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 30, Oct 2002 12:39:04 PM IST
The Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc,
they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back
and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist
asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument
for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 30, Oct 2002 10:31:54 AM IST
How do you keep a surd busy all day?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 21, Oct 2002 9:18:48 AM IST
good joke
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 21, Oct 2002 9:09:51 AM IST
A man, his wife, and their eight children were waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group. The bus arrives. The blind man and the husband are
forced to walk because there's just no more room on the bus. As they walk together, the tapping of the blind man's cane starts to
irritate the other man. Finally, the man says, "You know, that's pretty irritating. Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?" The blind man retorts: "If you'd put a rubber on the end of *your*
stick, we'd both be on that bus."
Posted by: Mr. Shri kanth At: 20, Oct 2002 3:23:44 PM IST
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