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| There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,"I've kidnapped you."The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground". Signed, "A Sardarji"
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Nov 2002 3:06:55 PM IST
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. "Ek Punjab Mail dena." demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. "Ek Punjab Mail dena." the second man asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, "ikk Punjab female dena!" "What do u mean by Punjab female?" asked the clerk. "It is for my wife" replied Banta Singh.
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 22, Nov 2002 3:03:07 PM IST
1.
Thinking Sardar
What do you think will a Sardar be thinking when he
finds a banana peel fallen in front of him ?
Ans: "Sala aaj bhi girna padega".
2.Salary Expected ?
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for
a job. He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column
Salary Expected :
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After
much thought he wrote : Yes
3.Railway Staff
Banta Singh is travelling in a train. On the way,
he
feels the urge to go to the toilet. So he goes and
opens the bathroom door, and sees a Sardarji
inside;
quickly apologizes, and comeback to his seat, not
realising that he had only looked into the mirror
in
the bathroom.
Repeated attempts prove futile as every time Banta
opens the door, he finds the same Sardar in the
exact same position. Not being able to take it
anymore, he hunts down the conductor who happens to
be another Sardar by the name of Santa Singh, and
relates his sorry tale.
The Conductor Santa Singh promises to take a look,
goes to the Bathroom to oust the offender, and
returns with a sheepish look on his face. "What's
wrong?", asks Banta. To which the conductor
replies,
"I'm sorry, brother I can’t do anything, this man
is
a railway staff member".
4.Answer in Brief
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his
University final examination. He takes his seat in
the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
takes his shoes off and throws them out of the
window. He then removes his turban and throws it
away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch
follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks
what is going on. Oye, I am only following the
instructions -'Answer in brief'.
5.Bitter Neighbours
Santa and Banta Singh were bitter enemies. Santa
lived on the 1st and Banta on the 7th floor of the
same building. One day the lift was out of order
and
Banta Singh decided to play a trick on Santa and
called him for dinner to his house at 7:30 pm. So
Santa huffing and puffing manages to reach the 7th
floor. To his dismay he finds a big lock on the
door
and a message - 'HA HA ULLU BAN DIA!'
Santa is angry but thinks a lot and finally writes
his reply below Banta's message - 'MAIN TO YAHAN
AAYA HI NAHIN THA!!'
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 15, Nov 2002 4:35:02 PM IST
que) What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies? think a while ....
.................
ans) He will compare it with
the original for spelling mistakes
Posted by: Mr. Indra Kumar M At: 12, Nov 2002 0:28:09 AM IST
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