|
|
|
General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Sardar jokes -7 | |
| Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak.
In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa Singh. Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. They hear a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.
When the train exits the tunnel, the Pakistani soldier is holding the side of his face, and Santa Singh is grinning his face off. The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!"
The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Pakistani soldier, he'd rather kiss that old woman than me."
The Pakistani soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Indian, he steals the kiss and I get slapped."
And Santa Singh is thinking : "Gee let come another tunnel! I kiss the back of my hand and will slap the pakistani even harder."
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 13, Mar 2003 11:07:01 AM IST
ha ha haa :))
Thankyou Siri
Posted by: aditya At: 10, Mar 2003 12:55:57 PM IST
good one ....:) ..yah its nice to read them here ... instead of goin to website n readin all of them atonce ..... good job siri ...
Posted by: Ravi At: 10, Mar 2003 11:51:39 AM IST
A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray. "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God: "SARDARJI, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET".
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 10, Mar 2003 11:11:46 AM IST
Hello Siri ji,
Pls continue posting the jokes.. i feel many of them here will enjoy reading one or two a day. Knowing the site address may not really be worthy.
Thanks :))
Posted by: aditya At: 9, Mar 2003 0:02:37 AM IST
bagunnai Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona :)
meeku oka request , kastha cutchesi peru nu pettukunte reference easyga untundi :))
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 8, Mar 2003 2:00:22 AM IST
thats nice siri garu....
naa jokes ela unnayo cheppaney ledhu
Posted by: Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona At: 8, Mar 2003 1:52:05 AM IST
neenu ikkada andariki frinedni :)
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 8, Mar 2003 1:40:42 AM IST
thanx siri.... how r the jokes i have given..
seems u & rahul r good friends....
Posted by: Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona At: 8, Mar 2003 1:34:28 AM IST
most of the jokes are fw by friends and copied from websites andi...so dont worry..
most the members in this website just share things here..
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 8, Mar 2003 1:29:49 AM IST
| |
|
|
|
| Advertisements |
|
|
|
|
| Advertisements |
|
